Try me

remember when i sat next to u in theater and wen i held ur hand uwu

that was funny

You get a 40%

Backstory time mother f**ker you brought yourself into this but the thing time out

YOU BROUGHT YOURSELF HERE THIS IS MY MEME

True but I'm not getting into my shady past

Ok edge lord

I have committed several crimes in my past

Who hasn’t

I-

hmph

remember when i told your crush you like them

Nah because I did that

dag you are magical(i always use that cause i know none of ANYONE

no pls dont hurt me

I will think about it

i do not want to be zapped out of existence

THAT NEVER F**KING HAPPEND

Wait wrong image sorry wrong person

And I play ps4

I can hear the sounds of a good human being through the meme, but it might just be me trying to come up with a complement and failing.

probanly the second part

i have one

If I could hold you in my arms now, I wouldn't let you go.

there is nothing that can give me 100%... except one specific word in the english language...

Sex

good one but no

it's a very obscure non-related word that i'm positive nobody will guess because it only has a significant meaning to me everyone else will be confused

cheese

hah cheese is cool a hint is it's a plant(i think??? idk honestly XD)

venus fly trap

good one but no, the dictionary definition is "a small flowerless green plant that lacks true roots"

moss

that is weird

aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA yeah that's it it's uh,, a long story and yes it's weird

im not even going to ask but here take a follow

Oh ty! I'll send one right back at you ;)

thanks

also I think it's called onomatophobia

@legally_dumb

Thanks but it didn’t make me blush

ok. I still wanted to compliment you

Thanks

you just made me blush (*^^*)

^w^

Ur crush

what

Here's something new: You just gained a new follower. I followed you ^w^