No ocs that my main oc is friends with tho

I swear YOU BETTER HAVE ME MEDIUM RARE BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T THIS ISN'T MY FIRST TIME COOKING A HUMAN

(Carlos} Uh
So you want to die

I have died multiple times how do you think?

(Carlos} I dunno. Anyways, enjoy your last hot tub session

What month is it?

(Carlos} Either April or Spooky Month

(Want to do this in memechat?) Get the seasoning and don't make me burnt food

(Ok}
(Carlos} Ok, then.

im sleep deprived

(am i tiny in it or am i literally standing on top of it lol is this a giants house-)

(your tiny}

(how-)

W o t

*sighs and groans* where am i?

(Carlos} Your at the last place youll ever be in your life. Enjoy your last hot tub session

hottub? i dont see any water

(Carlos} Oh yea for got to do so *starts pouring hot water into the pot*

i fuqing die bcuz im not creative

Um why is it so hot in here?

(Carlos} *whistling and preparing spices*

*here’s the whistling* uh what are you doing?

(Carlos} preparing the new superfood
Enjoy your last hot tub session

Wait WHAT!?!?

Why do you have spices

Lukas: oh no-
(He's a friend of two of carlos friend lmao)

Jacob: :/

(Carlos} Enjoy your last Hot tub session

Jacob: I will.

(Carlos} Ok, where are the spi
(Cartoon Cat} OI

Jacob: ???

(Cartoon Cat} GET THAT KID OUTTA THERE *he slaps carlos and stretches Jacob back to his normal size*

Jacob: Thank you

(Cartoon Cat} *flips carlos off* Come on, Jacob, lets get Wendys

Jacob: Lets go!!

Mario: Ugh... it's so hot... I should turn the AC- WAAAH! WHERE AM I?

(Carlos} Alright, now for the
WHAT THE FRICK HOWD MARIO GET HERE

Mario: ayy get me outta here and i'll give ya an early copy of Mario Odyssey 2!

(Carlos} *teleports him outside*

Mario: here ya go *gives him odyssey 2*

(Carlos} Thanks

Elite: Why am Upside down?

Heaven: Can a I be boiled... I want a massage...

(Carlos} Wha

GIVE ME A ROLL

(Carlos} w h a

ROLL ME LIKE PIZZA

(Carlos} Ok then *takes them out of the pot and starts rolling them*

Mmmmm~
Massage

(Carlos} Now, enjoy it while it lasts

Oh I will...