I think i prefer kindness lol

I prefer an axe

Chainsaws aren’t the only weapons lol

no, they’re not. We have flamethrowers and poisons and hammers and swords and guns lol

Exactly

But with a butterfly knife you can look cool while doing it

what on Earth is a butterfly knife

Look it up it’s E P I C

I honestly want one just to flip around

O that’s so cool lol

Yeah

now i want one lol

Laughing My Fricking Arms Off

chainsaws are too messy the best way is to simply eat them (with proper table manners of course)

Why would you use a chainsaw when you can use a shotgun

Or a flamethrower lol
Idk tho

you can buy chainsaw at walmart for $150

I'm gonna choose to not ask how you know that

ok

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