make a good roast

*throws you into a oven*
:3

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Could you translate please?
I don't speak Minecraft.

here's a link to a translator https://lingojam.com/StandardGalacticAlphabet

Why did you try to rickroll me?

gfhn bnvhc

Bro I bet they didn't add froakie to Legends Arceus (i mean Arkoos) because of you

I don't even know what that shit is.
Probably a game that made Pokemon regret being a company.

how are you gonna name yourself a pokemon if you don't know what Legends Arkoos is
seems kinda sus

Do I look like someone who memorizes the name of every Pokemon game?
I couldn't even remember how to spell "of" once.

i'm sorry what?
Your name outta be Dumbass. because that's exactly what you are

How am I a dumbass?
Oh. What's that?
You have no reason?
Thought so.

Reasons why you're a dumbass:

Then cite three of them if there are so many.
They have to be valid.
I don't want to see some 8 year old shit.

Are you a turkey? Because you’re about to get burned

Unbeliveble you lost a level

?

You smell like a chicken that needs to take a shower well roast you chicken feet

Good roast or bad roast?

That's a bad roast, no offense.
When you make a roast, try to base it off facts so the roast is hard to deflect.

F**K I SUCK AT ROASTING YOU! i quit this challenge :( sorry

You're way past the expiration date

But I'm still fresher than you.

Go to a French restaurant, the frogs taste way better there

Why would I commit cannibalism?
I wouldn't want to end up in prison like your father.

Your dead uncle should've stayed in the high containment chamber

My uncles still alive though.
You might have confused my uncle with yours.

Nah, I would never mistake the dude who decided to help the robber steal the money at his job

You do realize there's something called an inside job, right? -._.-

yeah, he sucked at both

How would you know?
You probably got arrested for stalking and you're trying to take out your anger in the shittiest way possible.