w-what is this

thats one of my favorite surgical tools

w o a h w o a h w o a h -

what? it is effective and efficient!

True.

yes especially when they don't pay their medical bills

Quite true indeed.

yup

Best for doing brain surgery

Ah yes

I need it

Idc what it is, I need it

I honestly don’t know what it is either

i knocked someone out with that! there was ketchup though. i didnt have anything to put it on. i left them on the floor and ran

Dude... that was for brain surgery

0-0

Bruh

for some reason i have had the same dream for like 3 months. its about me getting jumped at night on the streets then i got shot and i SWEAR I FELT IT then i woke up and my nose and somewhere else were bleeding. weird right?

That’s pretty weird ngl

IKR

bro

guess what

welp one soul gone

i'll go for the head next time

No don’t

where then

Drop it and give it to me it must be destroyed. I will not hesitate to send Summer after it.

aww. what am i supposed to hit with then!

One of those balloon swords over there

aww. can i put knives in it?

Sorry bro, you know what I’ll just get—

*Palkia cry*

Actually this is better...

???: *Palkia cry*

ok

???: <what’s going on?>

Me: *points to the weird weapon*

???: *confused Palkia noises* <what in the go***amn [redacted]? I’m just erasing that from the universe.>

*They grab it and disappear*

NOOO

MY WEAPON

....