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What do you do? | So, you're lost in a city at night, and you see Mario standing in an alleyway. You say: "excuse me, sir, could you help me get back home? He turns around and says: " 'sir'? Oh, I'm no man. " Then becomes this, and says: "I'M A MONSTER." WDYD? | image tagged in roleplaying,super mario,horror | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
508 views 7 upvotes Made by anonymous 4 years ago in Role_Play
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2 ups, 4y,
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Christopher Ehlfen (one of my ocs): Wha- What!? Mario!?
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2 ups, 4y,
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Monster: *charges at him*
2 ups, 4y,
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Chris: OH SHI-
*he stabs the monster with his scythe and gets knocked down to the ground*
Ow-
...GAH! Oh crap, he's so strong!!
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2 ups, 4y,
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*the Monster roars deafeningly* (Chris seems to have hit a weak spot)
2 ups, 4y,
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Chris: *he flinches and gets back up, readjusting his mask which now has a crack in it* Wha- hm, that seem to hurt it a bit more than the previous spot...
Maybe....if I can hit it again somehow!?
Oh, here goes nothing...!
*he charges towards the monster holding his scythe in front of him*
AHH-
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2 ups, 4y,
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*the monster is defeated. but suddenly, this emerges from the ground!*
2 ups, 4y,
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Chris: *his scythe glows and gives off a subtle pink flame for a split second*
...
What the hell is THAT!?!?
...*he backs off a bit and grips his weapon nervously*
S-stand back! What do you think you're doing here!
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2 ups, 4y,
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*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jtBO67Y9cc starts playing* (the laugh in the song belongs to the creature)
2 ups, 4y,
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Chris, terrified: hah...hah...um...uhhh....
...H-hello?
...
W-what do you w-want? I'm j-just...um...
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2 ups, 4y,
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AmalgaMario: HAHAHAHAHAHA
1 up, 4y
Chris: .....h-hello?! M-Mario? W-what happened!?
...don't make me have to do what I did to the other one again...
*he grips his scythe firmly*
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2 ups, 4y,
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Monster: THE MARIO YOU KNOW IS GONE. YOU SOON WILL BE TOO.
2 ups, 4y,
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Chris: I must return home to my daughter...you will not kill me, it is my duty!
*he pulls out his scythe*
Back off, monster! Or I'll have to punish you for it!
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2 ups, 4y,
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Monster: OH, YOU WANT A SHOW? I'LL GIVE YOU A SHOW. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZ4kbzxKyNo starts playing)
2 ups, 4y,
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Chris, a bit worried: I'm not just some generic human, you monster. I'd stay back if I were you...
...*he puts his mask on and points his scythe at the monster*
I'm sure we could both make it out alive, unless your demise is what you want...*he gives him a nervous grin*

(Oh btw Christopher is this guy: )

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2 ups, 4y,
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Monster: OH, SCARED, ARE WE?
2 ups, 4y,
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Chris: N-no...I just...
...maybe a little, but it's more just worry for my wife and daughter then for my life...
mostly...
But since you think you're so scary, let's just say...
*he pulls up his hood and steps towards the monster*
...you're messing with the wrong boy.
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2 ups, 4y,
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Monster: OH, YOU THINK YOU CAN TAKE ME ON? THAT'S ADORABLE.
2 ups, 4y,
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Chris: .....Oh, I'm not confident I can take you on, I'm confident that I can take your cursed soul!
My scythe can tear out anyone's soul when I slice them enough times with it, so you'll not be my problem soon enough...and I'll crush your soul myself afterwards.
So...farewell, Mr. MARIO!
*He lunges forward and swings his weapon towards the monster*
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2 ups, 4y,
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Monster: (5 dmg taken) .........
THAT WAS PATHETIC.
2 ups, 4y
Chris: .......oh crap-
...*he backs up a bit and readjusts his mask*
...damn, what have I gotten myself into-
M-maybe we can t-talk this out, buddy? H-heh...um...uhh...
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2 ups, 4y,
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AmalgaMario: You cannot escape.
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Chris: .....Well, I guess I'll have to kill you as well, hm!?
...If that's how you want it, I guess I don't have a choice, do I?
*whispers: Well there's also the possibility that it kills me-*
...come on, show me what you've got, foul creature!
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2 ups, 4y,
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Void Mario: help us help us help us
1 up, 4y,
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Chris: ....*he lowers his weapon*
Huh? Are you not gonna...
...W-what do you need help w-with....?
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2 ups, 4y,
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Void Luigi: save us stop the pain it hurts it hurts it hurts
1 up, 4y,
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Chris: O-oh?! I'm sorry-
*he puts his weapon away and approaches them*
...h-how do I stop the pain and save you guys? I hope I can help-
*he looks at them with worry*
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2 ups, 4y,
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AmalgaMario: I have absorbed these characters, and I will do the same to you. You will be one with the hive-mind.
1 up, 4y,
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Chris: ...Oh? You really think so?
...I will make sure your death is extra painful, just for hurting them! And I will free them from your grasp, you monster-
...do what you like, I'm not going to let you continue your ways!
*he give him a confident yet slightly anxious smirk*
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2 ups, 4y,
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Void Luigi: i'll tell you how to stop him... you have to- (AmalgaMario covers Void Luigi's mouth) Void Luigi: MMMMMMPHMMPHMPH
1 up, 4y
Chris: Leave him alone!! You know what?!?
*he pulls out his scythe again and points it at AmalgaMario*
That's it, YOU MONSTER!!
*he jumps towards AmalgaMario*
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2 ups, 4y,
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AmalgaMario: *puts Void Mario's head between his fingers, as if he's going to squeeze it like a grape* Don't attack, or the plumber gets it. (You see a look of true fear on Mario's face)
1 up, 4y,
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Chris: *he stays still*
U-uh....*he looks at Mario, also horrified*
O-okay...I won't...attack-
...
D-don't you DARE hurt him...
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2 ups, 4y,
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(AmalgaMario puts his fingers around all of the characters' heads) "Hell, I'll kill them all. I don't care about their lives."
1 up, 4y,
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Chris, horrified: .......don't...kill them...
...please. Don't...W-what do you need so I can have them freed-
*thinking: how will I be able to defeat him...*
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2 ups, 4y,
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AmalgaMario: Are you really trying to cut a deal with me? Sorry, kid, I don't accept cash! HAHAHA!
1 up, 4y,
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Chris: ...O-okay then-
...*he glances at Luigi*
Damn, I wish I was able to hear what he was going to say.
...maybe I'll have to learn to defeat this guy on my own...
Anyway, so....um...
...If I can't attack you...there's got to be another way, hm? How about nobody dies here? Can't it just end without anyone suffering!?!?
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1 up, 4y,
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(AmalgaMario absorbs the characters into himself, making himself smaller) A: Well... my old contractor's head popped off, and I need a new one. Sign this contract, and we can work something out!
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Chris: U-uh...wha- *he readjusts his mask*
...what's this suspicious contract about...? I'm not signing something which I haven't a clue on what it does...
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1 up, 4y,
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A: Sign it, to become my new contractor!
0 ups, 4y
Chris: *picks it up*
U-uh...ok...
...and what does me being your new contractor make me have to do...?
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1 up, 4y,
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A: You have to do my jobs.
0 ups, 4y,
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Chris: ....and what does that consist of exactly? Hm? What types of jobs would I have to do for a monster such as you?
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1 up, 4y,
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Person: U-umm, it's... ok.
A: *teleports behind Chris*
WHAT... DID I... TELL YOU?
0 ups, 4y,
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Chris: *whispers: oh sh*t-*
*turns around to look at him*
Ohh, Heyyy.....ummm...
....*he smiles anxiously*
How's it going....haha...?
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1 up, 4y,
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(I'm calling amalgamario snatcher from now on lol) Snatcher: Oh, you are SO dead. *fire appears around the 3*
0 ups, 4y,
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(ok lol)
Chris: *a few more cracks appear on his mask and the eyes on it slightly glow pink*
...yeah, that's what I suspected-
um...*he reaches for his scythe*
G-guess it'll soon be time for me to end you properly, huh?
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Random Person: W-WAIT! Snatcher: What is it, kid? He attacked you! I'm protecting you! RP: Well, actually, he
d-didn't mean to hurt me, s-sir! Snatcher: Ok, then. But I'm keeping my eye on you, Chris. *he vanishes*
0 ups, 4y,
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Chris: I-
....*he looks at the person*
W-wow. Thanks for that...um...
...I would probably be dead if it wasn't for you...so...
That was brave of you to stand up for me in front of him like that-
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1 up, 4y,
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RP: S-see you!
0 ups, 4y
Chris: Ok, so where could these purple-ish shadow people be...?
*he looks around the town*
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1 up, 4y,
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RP: Th-thank you! Here's
s-something in return! *he gives Chris a sandwich he made, and gives him a warm smile*
0 ups, 4y
Chris: Aww, thank you so much, sir! I was getting a bit hungry-
*he takes off his mask and smiles back*
Thanks again!
*he waves at him and continues his search for the people Snatcher described*
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RP: O-of course. Anything for someone who's in trouble.
0 ups, 4y
Chris: *he hands him a small potion*
You know what, have this. As a thank you. It'll be a neat little gift for you, ok?
*sigh*
...I've got some others to track down now...
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1 up, 4y,
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(this comment section is getting crowded, let's take this RP to a new image. link: https://imgflip.com/i/58122h)
0 ups, 4y
(Ok)
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1 up, 4y,
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A: Well, my first job for you is simple. There are some really annoying people invading my town, trying to stop me. Could you... "take care of them" for me?
0 ups, 4y,
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Chris: W-what?! That's...Um...a bit inhumane, don't you think?!
*he remembers something*
Well, since they're annoying, as you say...
...you know what, I'll.......do it. I think I can get them since it'll also grant me some souls for my scythe. So yeah, sure thing...
...just let me know where I have to go and who I must "take care of"...
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1 up, 4y,
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A: *slaps a map in Chris' face* That X is where my town is. Go there.
0 ups, 4y,
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Chris: *sigh* Fine...
...*he checks the map and looks in the direction*
Sure thing, I'll go over there, now how do the people I have to get look like so I can find them?
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A: The invaders are shadow people with purple faces. My townsfolk are shadow people with yellow faces. If you hurt one of my townsfolk, I'll be hearing about it!
0 ups, 4y,
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Chris: O-ok sir-
...I'll be sure to find them. And not make any mistakes. Unintentionally.
*he heads in the direction of the town on the map*
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1 up, 4y,
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(Later, Chris accidentally attacks an innocent person) Random Person: Aaaahh! Wh-what was that f-for?
0 ups, 4y
Chris, horrified: O-oh s-sorry!! I didn't mean to do such a thing! I was looking for someone else, not you-
You look so similar to who I'm looking for, it was an accident I swear! *he puts his hands up to show the person he won't attack them any further*
...
Oh Damn it, I'm soooo dead after this...
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So, you're lost in a city at night, and you see Mario standing in an alleyway. You say: "excuse me, sir, could you help me get back home? He turns around and says: " 'sir'? Oh, I'm no man. " Then becomes this, and says: "I'M A MONSTER." WDYD?