Gigaversal bar\cafe rp (Day its a cafe, Night its a bar}

Jacob: * Sits next to the Trollge *

(The Trollge} *finishes taking a huge drink of beer* Oh hello

Jacob: Hey

(The Trollge} Hows your day been

Jacob: good

(The Trollge} Mines been horrible

Jacob: why

(The Trollge} Ton of people shot cannons at me while I was out to get some coffee

Jacob: Why?

(The Trollge} Just because im a reality warping entity

Jacob: oh, I think I know you

E: *sits with him*
Hi Trollge!

(The Trollge} Oh, hey.

E: how ya been?

(The Trollge} Today was rough.

E: oh what happened

(The Trollge} Got cannons shot at me just cuz I can distort reality

E: yeah I get how ya feel dude

(The Trollge} Yeah, today was really hard.

E: want me to buy you a drink?

(The Trollge} No thanks, ill pay

E: okay

quarts: pulls out sword

(The Trollge} WOAH WOAH WOAH
IVE HAD A HARD DAY NO NEED TO HURT ME

quarts: oh sorry I have a monster hunter instinct

(The Trollge} Its ok

quarts: why is your day bad?

(The Trollge} Ton of people shooting cannons at me

quarts: oof sorry for that

Tails sits in an empty seat away from The Trollge.

(The Trollge} *sigh*

Tails: ... *Moves over to The Trollge*

(The Trollge} Oh hello

Tails: Hey.

(The Trollge} Hows your day been

Tails: Good, you?

(The Trollge} Mine was horrible.

Tails: How so?

(The Trollge} A ton of people were shooting me with cannons and stuff

Tails: Why?

(The Trollge} Just because im a reality warping being

Tails: True, and all these "Incidents"...

(The Trollge} All the incidents are in different timelines. Got a ton of forms from them. *shapeshifts into a creature that looks like the trollge, but with a lot more arms and legs, also a bit thicker* Such as this one. This ones from the Mystery Man incident

Tails: ...But I faced them all.

(The Trollge} Oh, that was you
Sorry about that. I couldnt control myself

Tails: Why couldn't you?

(The Trollge} I dunno. But I have a lot of new abilities now. *turns into nothing but water in the shape of a troll face with a stick body* This ones from the Hydrated Man incident

Tails: Never heard of it.