CHAPTERS IN KAMALAS NEXT BOOK FOR MIGRANTS; 1. HOW TO DEAL WITH CREEPY OLD MEN WHO LIKE TO SNIFF HAIR
2. HOW TO SUCCEED PICKING UP TRASH FOR $1 A DAY
3. HOW TO USE YOUR ORAL SKILLS TO ADVANCE IN SOCIETY
4. HOW TO USE THE PAGES OF THIS BOOK AS A BLANKET IN YOUR BORDER CAGE
5. HOW TO VOTE FOR ME AFTER I GRANT YOU AMNESTY