Depression: go kill yourself
Anxiety: yeah, what if you fail in life? just go kill yourself
Trust issues: you can’t get help because you trust almost no one
Stress: all of your missing essays will be washed away
Anthropophobia: no more seeing people
Insecurities: no more feeling like someone is spying on you
Betreyals: no more of us anymore
My online friends: REEEEEEEEE DIE DEPRESSION, ANXIETY, TRUST ISSUES, STRESS, ANTHROPOPHOBIA, INSECURITIES AND BETREYALS! WE ARE LITERALLY CRUSHING YOU AND HAVE SHRINKED YOUR SIZE TO HALF! REEEEEE