While your walking through perfection valley, you see this, rearing up to attack from a street light.

Jacob: h u h

(It barks 4 times, and fires flames to take off, as if it had 15 orders of taco bell}

TNT: well I can see where this is going. *Supercharges*

(It barks 4 times, and fires flames to take off, as if it had 15 orders of taco bell}

*waits for it to come closer*

*TNT is wearing a hoodie so no one knows what he is*

(It flies closer, opening its beak}

*TNT promptly discharges and explodes as it got within its intended range, he tries to only injure it and paralyze for a few hours with a lingering effect of the explosion, his hoodie is destroyed in the explosion*

*TNT appears to be a Minecraft creeper but instead of the normal texture it’s TNT*

TNT: I just bought that too. *begins to walk away*

(More show up}

TNT: it’s not like they can actually harm me without accidentally causing another detonation...

*he sighs before setting off a chain of explosions, each send him deeper underground, the explosion site above would regenerate to its previous state*

TNT: I just want a life of peace above ground... not stuck in these stupid caves. Unfortunately the world’s militaries and terrorist organizations are after me for my abilities anyways.

(One swoops down, grabs you, takes you out of the pit and flies onto another street light}

TNT: you realize your being stupid attacking me, I could annihilate this whole city if I wanted, and I really don’t want too. So I’ll cut you a deal, you let me go, and I’ll—

*the ground shakes as a blue ender dragon lands*

Steam: what are you doing messing with these tiny... things?

TNT: I may have [redacted] them off when one attacked my, I could kill them if I wanted I just don’t care, I also don’t want the military on my [redacted] for one more reason. It’s stupid to blow up a small town because these things are attacking you.

Steam: I get ya, want help?

TNT: nah.

Steam: I’ll wait here then. *Lies down*

(The one that pulled you out also lies down}

(TNT is an OC, not me)

TNT: uh... can I go..?

Steam: I’m starting to find this very amusing.

TNT: *unamused look*

(It looks at TNT, sniffs him, and makes clicking noises}

TNT: *confused*

*Steam listens, then makes the clicking noise back*

TNT: you actually understand them.

Steam: yes... no I don’t what are you actually thinking, I’m not like Ember. Even then I doubt Ember would understand what it’s saying, it could just be nothing.

(Rear Blaster translation} Hello

TNT: hi? What are you?

Steam: oh good.. translation. I mean, it looks like I guessed correctly too.

TNT: so you did know?

Steam: maybe, the second part was a lie, and I actually do think Ember and I could communicate with them given enough time learning their language. And yes I think I know a little.

TNT: oh.

(Rear Blaster translation} Im a Rear Blaster
You can guess why we got our name

Steam: *clicking noises* {he’s a little new to this role playing thing, in fact he’s just been created, sorry for breaking the fourth wall, I’ve met him before but he’s actually a fresh OC. Just created actually.}

TNT: uh Steam? What’s a Rear Blaster? Also what did you just say?

Steam: got no idea really... and also I’m not telling you that.

(Rear Blaster translation} YOU CALLED MY MOM A WHAT, STEAM

Steam: *sigh* ok I was gonna tell you that TNT is a new OC and new to role playing, and sorry for breaking the fourth wall while doing it...

TNT: Oh

Steam: *more clicking noises* {I’m not good at this, am I?}

(Rear Blaster translation} YOU BETTER NOT CALL MY MOM A FARMING TOOL AGAIN

Steam: ok, I didn’t mean too, I would never do that on purpose anyways.

TNT: I thought you said you could talk to it.

Steam: -_-

vero: *shapeshifts into a larger dragon to scare it off*

Maree: "what in the nine hells are you"

(It barks 4 times, and fires flames to take off, as if it had 15 orders of taco bell}

*he holds up a crossbow, loaded with fla,es molded into a bolt*