im just bored

Roses are red. Violets are NOT blue. God made me pretty. WhAt HaPpeNeD tO yOu

i didnt wanna come out of my moms womb (true story)

Ok this probably isn’t a kill shot but it’s the best I can do. I’m not a religious person but you make me want to be catholic again. If I was one of your parents or guardians and I found out what you were using the internet for that’s it I have 3 options, 1. Get the f**k out of that house 2. Call a demon expert or 3. Go full DOOM mode get a shotgun and a chainsaw and slaughter whatever fury sex demon you summoned. And don’t even get me started on what you use among us for. Once again if I was your parent or guardian I would just stop paying the internet bill and your phone bill, because if you’re just gonna tell everyone on the internet what you are into at that point idc if you are missing online classes it’s not worth it I would much rather you fail.

Ok now I’m really trying to get the kill shot

You weren't made by God because he doesn't make mistakes

nice

God didn’t make you either, let me explain. He only created a few humans some that I can name are Adam, Eve and Jesus. Everyone else came out of a random character generator. It saves a lot of time for God to do other God things.

F**k off

Ok?

so I roast you

yes

not even hell accepts a mistake like you

that was good i like that

come on got any more?

*Makes fun of*

yes pls

this good enough

im not happy with this.

пошел на хуй

Your username makes my brain hurt! Quit this website if you don't change it!

(Just kidding, tho did I do well?)

im about to get banned any way lol

Damn I wonder why

well not any more im not

I saw this and I was like challenge excepted (update still can’t find something that I can incinerate you for, I’m trying to go for the one shot)

well then keep trying