Trying to make this look as painful as possible XD

is that a garden hose?

It’s a charger.

That’s a charger

Clear: Pathetic.

Sparky: what-

Clear: You call that painful?

Sparky: yes?

Clear: let me show you something. *she takes her shirt off and a giant censor bar appears* *Then she turns to her side where an iceecle was jabbing there, both purple and blue blood dripping from it*

Ever heard of Darth Sion?

Sparky: 0__0

Clear: So is that really painful-

Sparky: I wouldn’t say as painful as your pain... why are we flexing with pain?

*she shrugs*

Bloo: *breaks his own arm*

Sparky: why-

Bloo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Andy: You should see all the other kinds of pain we've experienced apart from physical pain-

D a n g

Cuber:bruh

Sparky: ...

Cuber:YOU think that’s bad? Try being stuck in a wall after trying to defend

Sparky: yeah yeah, and then blame it on the love of my life and try to kill them until we both end up having sex.

Cuber:what the fu- anyways. That pain of your isn’t like mine *starts to unwrap the bandage of his own hand*

Sparky: what-

*Cuber takes the bandage off showing a bit of blood*

Cuber:that’s from punching a cell wall! *points to the scar on his eye* this is from the f**king wall’s cuffs, AND THIS *shows Sparky his foot after taking off a shoe* is from a literal kick on a cell door*

*Sparky pokes his crotch.*

Sparky: and this?

Cuber:... what the f**k is wrong with you?

Sparky: everything! *laughing maniacally*

Lux: welp.. the charger had been draining him all along every time it’s plugged to something, making him feel woozy.

Cuber:sheesh..

Sparky: *proceeds to pass out*

Lux: WELP-

Cuber:is he dead?

Lux: I guess he’s just “tired”.

Andy: You think that's painful-

Sparky: are we flexing our pain now?

Andy: I guess so-

Andy: I can show you the huge scar I have across my back if you'd like-

Sparky: k?

Andy: *turns around and lifts up his hoodie and shirt slightly, showing a large red scar across his back* There, that's the scar i have across my back *pulls his shirt and hoodie back down*

Sparky: damn.

Andy: Anyways- away from the pain flexing- how did that happen to you?

Sparky: I just woke up like this-

Andy: Huh, that's odd-

Vengeance: *Scoffs* You think that's bad? try being thrown off a mountain five times the size of Mount Everest

Sparky: ahahahahahahaha- just a perfect timing and your wings will save y’a.

Vengeance: I dont have wings.

Sparky: then how are you still alive”

Vengeance: You don't wanna know.

Sparky: let me guess, assistant droids?

Vengeance: ...No. Long story short i died. But then i lived.

Sparky: ok?

Vengeance: *sets a hand on Sparky's shoulder and laughs* BUT THEN I LIVED!

Sparky: did you, however, get your soul fused into a dragon with 3 others and slowly split one by one as time progresses?

Vengeance: No, but i did have my ghost killed before my eyes and watched half of me die and the other half burn into a bubbling rage and ended up wiping half of Europa's population. Then i became depressed, and the last time i laughed before just a few minutes ago was about three hundred years ago.

Sparky: eh.. wait.. “Europa”?

Vengeance: Yep.

Sparky: uh-huh..

Lux: did you have a past life where you got killed by your own relative?

Vengeance: No. But- *he lifts his shirt up to reveal thousands of impaling marks* ...back when i had my ghost i was stabbed a few thousand times by a bunch of enemies who surrounded me.

Turk: did you decide to starve yourself in a forest?

Reddy: did you get caught by the police while working in a casino and got executed later?-

Hex: did you get infected with a parasitic star and then blame your father for years?

Bloo: are you being hunted down by the Mafia?

Vengeance: Have you been beamed by a lazer and vaporized to nothing? Anyone? Didnt think so.

Bloo: has an Exo been simping on you?

StickCat: have you been vored by a worm?

Mucky: have you been questioning your existence?

Vengeance: *clearly irritated* Have you suffocated in space?

Lux: I would’ve but that one form of mine prevented me.

Sparky: same-

Mucky: I was born from a meteor so idk.

StickCat: I flied on a giant pencil in space.

Octa: I live in space.

Hex: I roam space.

JigSaw: you’re extremely f**king edgy.

Vengeance: *points Thorn at Sparky* You, shut up. Now.

Sparky: *crosses arms*

Vengeance: You dare compare yourself to a God like me?

Orbit: YOU sir, dare call yourself a god? I’m the Time Axolotl, dingus.

Vengeance: A-what-lotl? Thats my point. You're making up things.

Orbit: you are a damn imbecile.

Vengeance: And you are a bad replica of someone cool.

Orbit: ok then, “Vegans”.

Vengeance: *aims thorn at there head* What did you just call me?

Orbit: you heard me, V e g a n s .

Sparky: ........ *he tries not to laugh and proceeds to cover his mouth*

Orange: “Vegans”???

Leafy: - -_- -

Vengeance: *shoots every one of them in the head which would kill any normal person but since they aren't normal they get poisoned with unhealable poison which will slowly kill them*

Hex: -__-

Sparky: just great.

*they all of sudden feel sick*
Vengeance: You brought this upon yourselves.

Sparky: *cough* I guess...

*darkness swirls up from the room and surround Vengeance barely visible*
Vengeance: do you want more? *he waves Thorn in the air before holstering it

(Do you know what Thorn looks like?)

(Yes.)

Sparky: *cough* no-

Vengeance: Good. Sadly there is no way to cure it-

Sparky: only one way then.

Vengeance: Except im never telling you the one way to cure it. *he laughs evilly*

Sparky: did I ask? now...

*they do a suicide pact.*

*Vengeance watches curiously*

*and they’re dead.*

Vengeance: *laughs then walks away*

Mr. Dusk: *glaring*

Vengeance: *winks at Mr. Dusk evilly then walks out*

Mr. Dusk: meh. *drags the bodies away*

*Stasis starts freezing the walls, roofs, floors and everything*

Mr. Dusk: tf-

*the building completely blows up into thousands of shards of Stasis*

Mr. Dusk: !?

Vengeance: *is sitting on the pile of rubble sipping a beer*

Pineapple: aAaAAaAaAaAaAa-

Vengeance: *sighs and crushes the can then throws it hitting a bird*

Pineapple: looks like you managed to kill 2 powerful beings.

Vengeance: I can kill more than just 2.

Pineapple: really?

Vengeance: yes

Pineapple: wow.

Vengeance: mhm

Pineapple: k.

JigSaw: *floats here*

Vengeance: who are you?

JigSaw: BOI-

Vengeance: Who?

JigSaw: *facepalm* I am a machine.

Vengeance: Oh cool. And I don't care

JigSaw: fine. (—)

Vengeance: *is drinking another beer*

JigSaw: how long have you been drinking?

Vengeance: *points to the pile of cans at the bottom of the rubble*