Mortal kombat

yes, scorpion, but he is an arachnid

the bug i mean

...Scorpions ARE arachnids.

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...so why did you say 'but he is an arachnid'?

why does it matter?

Why does anything matter? Because curiosity.

curiosity killed the cat

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought him back

They have nine lives

The cat had eight more lives.

the cat was dumb and died 8 more times

Nah, the cat learned from its mistakes and lived forever.

then god eneded his life and he went to hell

What, have you never heard of hellhounds?

Then 'god' is a monster that murders innocent felines, and the Hell Lords would show mercy to the innocent cat.

but u didnt know the cat was a demon and that why he/she had 9 loves and god did everything holy in his power to stop the demon

If dogs aren't demons, then where did hellhounds come from, hmm?

they came from cats

Cats are not demons, you idiot.
Dogs are demons.

Neither are demons. Religion is f*cking stupid. What about crabs? Let me guess... "they have pincers, so they're the devil!"

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You did not say the real reptile

are u sure?