thanks sunshiine for making this

​x3 nuzzles! pounces on you uwu you so warm (Ooo)
Couldn't help but notice your bulge from across the floor
Nuzzles yo' necky wecky-tilde murr-tilde hehe
Unzips yo baggy ass pants, oof baby you so musky
Take me home, pet me, ’n' make me yours and don't forget to stuff me!
See me wag my widdle baby tail all for your buldgy-wuldgy!
Kissies 'n' lickies yo neck
I hope daddy likies
Nuzzles 'n' wuzzles yo chest (yuh)
I be (yeah) gettin' thirsty
Hey, I got a little itch, you think you can help me?
Only seven inches long uwu, PLEASE ADOPT ME
Paws on your buldge as I lick my lips (UwU punish me please)
’Boutta hit ’em with this furry shit (He don't see it comin’)

What the actual fu-

h e h e

Funny: 1000000000000000
Nice: 9
Smart: 9

XD alr ty

which scale?

all of them

:DD yey

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Funny: 9
Nice: 8
Smart: 8

T h o n k s

H e l o

Funny: 6
Nice: 8
Smart: 4

I was gonna say 5 tbh
Poggs
Ok Ik I'm a dumbass but like, a 5 would be nice >_>

Okay, 5

Ayyy

i just killed a deer by shoving a potato up its ass

Funny: 5
Nice: 6
Smart: 1

o k