Poor classic sans

Classic Sans should have saw that one coming

fr tho

yep

wait you can understand this?

yes

wow k den

Lol

You'll need a lot more cold water.

*WHEEZING INTENSIFIES INTENSIFIES*

THIS WHY BLUE IS BAD

wow

Sans in genocide be like:

Dang blue that was uh dark XD

Blue: ya think I care

I guess not T-T

Blue: lol

Classic Sans: goes to think about himself in a corner

Me: CLASSIC WTF-

All chaos breaks loose

Me: Eh that's fair.

Blue: what have I done

Me: No idea child

Fell: What did you do blue? >:(

Me: oh, Classic asked "what do you call a person who has no friends?", and Blue responded with "you"

Blue: looks at you with a mad face

Dust: *Does a middle to classic, before turning his attention back to Blue* you alright though?

*Blue is gone
Dust: WHERE DID HE GO?!
Fell: i saw horror go around the corner.
Dust: You did nothing why.
Fell: Nunya

Me: FELL Y

Blue: *jumps from nowhere and starts poking classic
Classic: STOP BLUE!!

Me: HAH!

Horror: *runs into room with his axe

Me: HORROR NO!

Fresh: (jumps on top of horror) I'm okay

Me: uh, Classic stop.

Classic: has a smug face, continues to poke
Blue: curls into a ball on the floor

Me: DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dust: what.
Me: Blue
Dust: *Turns to Classic who is poking Blue, and teleports behind Classic* STOP.

Classic: you cannot stop the god of annoying

Dust: *Summons blaster into Classic's face* I SAID STOP.

Classic: *summons 2
Me: I think this is the time to run

Dust: *Summons 10* try me
Me: *Backs away*

Horror: who do you think's going to win fell
Fell: that's an excellent question

Me: *Does what Blue said*

Dust: Thats what you get classic!!

Blue: GET FELL THEN.

Fell: WAIT WHA-

Blue: walks out of room like nothing ever happened

Fell: Now that he's gone what just happened
Classic: he's not gone he's behind the bush
Blue: I'm not here

Me: wait what is happening-

Me: tbh if Nightmare was here he'd be happy with the negativity.

Fell: true That
Horror: stares at you ominously

Me: Dude if you hurt me Ink will show up out of no-where

Horror: pulls hot dog out of seemingly nowhere
Me: where'd you get that
*Loud background fighting sounds from dust and classic

Me: ummm, I won't question that.

Horror: *now staring at me ominously

Me: I would've kept the words to myself..

Me: why
Classic: * starts aggressively poking blue again

Me: PARASITE!!!!

20 minutes later
Horror: stares at you ominously

Me: Dude, what's wrong

Horror: heavy breathing
Me: hey horror you still never told me where the hot dog came from

Me: Horror just chill

Classic: *makes bad pun
Fresh: *cringing out

Me: HEH

Nightmare: *walks into room

Dust: *firing the blasters at Classic*
Me: this ain't gonna end well

Horror: *pulls out ax
Classic: *picks up blue and throws him at dust

Dust: ! . .
Me: Horror pls but the axe down..

You: *notices me and horror are gone
Blue: curls up into a ball on the floor again

Me: ummmmmmmm????
Dust: you alright Blue?

Classic: *blasts dust in the confusion

Dust: OW. WTF

Classic: level 100 dab

Me: not my fault I know you to well

Classic: (gets up and walks over to Blue) it's a beautiful day outside-

Me: Classic, are you after a death wish

All chaos Breaks Loose... Again

Me: that's Dragon Ball style fighting right there

Me: what the fu-

Me: CLASSIC IF YOU KILL/HURT BLUE YA GONNA BE IN FOR A DEATH WISH!!!!!!!!

Classic: I touch the child

Me: that's fine I guess..

Classic: aggressively non stop poking blue
Blue: stop....
Classic: continues

Me: hi Noot Noot

Horror: heavier breathing

Me: Horror chill

Blue: who wants to give classic a swirly for you know throwing me at dust

Me: maybe me

Fell: sure
Horror: ...

Me: ok

Classic: grabbing something from the bathroom
Blue: shove his head in the toilet!!