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No he doesn't lol

You can't kill sonic.exe that easy! Hell be fine! 👍

I mean, you are right, he did climb out of the car..

The wreck mighta destroyed his ride, but he walked it off.

Yep. Here's what he said after he walked out of the infield care center:

“I guess I don’t know exactly what to think. It is a product of this racing. On one hand, I am so proud to drive a Cup car that is safe, and that I can go through a crash like that and get out and speak about it. On one hand, I am made about being in the crash and on the other, I am happy to be alive. On another hand, I am wondering when we are going to stop because this is dangerous doing what we are doing. I got a roll bar in my head. That is not okay. I am one hit away from the same situation Modern Sonic just went through at the Daytona 500. I just don’t feel like that is acceptable. A lot of it is the big spoiler and the big runs and all the pushing. It is nobody’s fault. Classic (Sonic) is trying to go and the 24 is trying to go. It is a product of this racing. We have to fix it though. Someone already got hurt and we are still doing it, so that’s not real smart. At the same time, I am appreciative of driving a car that is this safe and what Team Penske has done for the safety of these cars so that I can live to talk about it and go again. I got lucky that I didn’t get hit while I was in the air. It is unfortunate for our Autotrader Mustang but we will go on but it won’t be a good starting spot next week.”

Better than the speech I woulda given!

So, I have a custom Sonic version of the NASCAR Cup Series called the "NASCAR Mobius Cup Series". Here's the driver list of both the real life Cup Series and my custom NASCAR cup series.

#1 Monster Energy Chevrolet: Kurt Busch (real life), Manic The Hedgehog (NMCS)

#2 Discount Tire Ford: Brad Keselowski (real life), Shadow.EXE (NMCS)

#3 Bass Pro Shops Chevrolet: Austin Dillon (real life), Mephiles The Dark (NMCS)

#4 Busch Beer Ford: Kevin Harvick (real life), Scourge The Hedgehog (NMCS)

#5 HendrickCars.com Chevrolet: Kyle Larson (real life), Metal Sonic (NMCS)

#8 Lenovo Chevrolet: Tyler Reddick (real life), Classic Tails (NMCS)

#9 NAPA Auto Parts Chevrolet: Chase Elliott (real life), Silver The Hedgehog (NMCS)

#10 Smithfield Foods Ford: Aric Almirola (real life), Amy Rose (NMCS)

#11 FedEx Express Toyota: Denny Hamlin (real life), Classic Sonic (NMCS)

#12 Peak/Menard's Ford: Ryan Blaney (real life), Silver.EXE (NMCS)

#14 HighPoint Ford: Chase Briscoe (real life), Knuckles The Echidna (NMCS)

#18 M&M's Toyota: Kyle Busch (real life), Modern Sonic (NMCS)

#19 Bass Pro Shops Toyota: Martin Truex Jr. (real life), Jet The Hawk (NMCS)

#20 DeWalt Toyota: Christopher Bell (real life), Modern Tails (NMCS)

#22 Shell/Pennzoil Ford: Joey Logano (real life), Sonic.EXE (NMCS)

#24 Axalta Chevrolet: Jeff Gordon (real life), Shadow The Hedgehog (NMCS)

#41 Haas Tooling Ford: Cole Custer (real life), Classic Scourge (NMCS)

#48 Ally Chevrolet: Alex Bowman (real life), Shard The Metal Sonic (NMCS)

Also, here are your winners so far in real life and in the NMCS.

2021 Daytona 500 at Daytona Winner: Michael McDowell (#34, real life), Silver The Hedgehog (#9, NMCS)

2021 O'Reilly Auto Parts 253 at Daytona RC Winner: Christopher Bell (#20, real life), Modern Tails (#20, NMCS)

2021 Dixie Vodka 400 at Homestead-Miami Winner: William Byron (#24, real life), Shadow The Hedgehog (#24, NMCS)

2021 Pennzoil 400 at Las Vegas Winner: Kyle Larson (#5, real life), Metal Sonic (#5, NMCS)

2021 Instacart 500 at Phoenix Winner: Martin Truex Jr. (#19, real life), Jet The Hawk (#19, NMCS)

2021 Folds Of Honor QuikTrip 500 at Atlanta Winner: Ryan Blaney (#12, real life), Silver.EXE (#12, NMCS)

2021 Food City Dirt Race at Bristol Dirt Winner: Joey Logano (#22, real life), Sonic.EXE (#22, NMCS)

2021 Blue-Emu Maximum Pain Relief 500
at Martinsville Winner: Martin Truex Jr. (#19, real life), Jet The Hawk (#19, NMCS)

2021 Toyota Owners 400 at Richmond Winner: Alex Bowman (#48, real life), Shard The Metal Sonic (#48, NMCS)

2021 GEICO 500 at Talladega Winner: Brad Keselowski (#2, real life), Shadow.EXE (#2, NMCS)

And the regular season schedule.

Feb. 9 (non-points race): Busch Clash (Daytona RC)

Feb. 11 (Daytona 500 qualifiers, non-points races): Bluegreen Vacations Duels (Daytona)

Feb. 14: Daytona 500 (Daytona)

Feb. 21: O'Reilly Auto Parts 253 (Daytona RC)

Feb. 28: Dixie Vodka 400 (Homestead-Miami)

Mar. 7: Pennzoil 400 (Las Vegas)

Mar. 14: Instacart 500 (Phoenix)

Mar. 21: Folds Of Honor QuikTrip 500 (Atlanta)

Mar. 29: Food City Dirt Race (Bristol Dirt)

April 10-11 (rain delayed the race to Monday, April 11th.): Blue-Emu Maximum Pain Relief 500 (Martinsville)

April 18: Toyota Owners 400 (Richmond)

April 25: GEICO 500 (Talladega)

May 2: Buschy McBusch Race 400 (Kansas)

May 9: Goodyear 400 (Darlington)

May 16: Drydene 400 (Dover)

May 23: EchoPark Texas Grand Prix (Circuit Of The Americas)

May 30: Coca-Cola 600 (Charlotte)

June 6: Toyota/Save Mart 350 (Sonoma)

June 13 (non-points race): All-Star Open (Texas)

June 13 (non-points race): All-Star Race (Texas)

June 20: Ally 400 (Nashville)

June 26: Pocono Organics 325 (Pocono)

June 27: Pocono 350 (Pocono)

July 4: Road America 250 (Road America)

July 11: Quacker State 400 (Atlanta)

July 18: Foxwoods Resort Casino 301 (New Hampshire)

August 8: Go Bowling At The Glen (Watkins Glen)

August 15: (sponsor and race distance TBA) (Indianapolis RC)

August 22: FireKeepers Casino 400 (Michigan)

August 28: Coke Zero Sugar 400 (Daytona)

And here's the playoffs schedule.

(ROUND OF 16)

Sept. 5: Cook Out Southern 500 (Darlington)

Sept. 11: Federated Auto Parts 400 (Richmond)

Sept. 18: Bass Pro Shops NRA Night Race (Bristol)

(ROUND OF 12)

Sept. 26: South Point 400 (Las Vegas)

Oct. 3: YellaWood 500 (Talladega)

Oct. 10: Bank Of America Roval 400 (Charlotte Roval)

(ROUND OF 8)

Oct. 17: AutoTrader EchoPark Automotive 500 (Texas)

Oct. 24: Hollywood Casino 400 (Kansas)

Oct. 31: Xfinity 500 (Martinsville)

(CHAMPIONSHIP 4)

Nov. 7: Season Finale 500 (Phoenix)

Sonic exe is kinda cringe to me

Sonic.exe is a legend because of his high kill count!