Sunshiine’s template 1

definitely shot in the leg

Same

I’d rather get shot in the leg for 2 reasons:

1. Getting shot in the leg can be healed. Being heartbroken can’t.
2. Bragging rights.

Number lmfao

i don't how saying "i got shot in the leg once" will make you a cooler person but ok

“You didn’t do your homework!!!!!!”
“I GOT SHOT IN THE LEG FOUR YEARS AGO”
“Okay, you’re excused”
(I know this wouldn’t happen tho)

Heartbroken

Can't break a heart that's been broken so much its unfixable

Plus it's a feeling so familiar I'm used to it

Fair point.

Shot in the legs

Same here.

both

heartbroken because i won't in extreme pain from a B U L L E T W O U N D I N M Y L E G

You’ve obviously never been heartbroken.

no but im sure it would beat a bullet wound in my leg

here are parts of you leg that could be wounded by a bullet

(PS: they all hurt more than getting rejected by someone who you knew it wasn't gonna work with.)

What's a heart?

Wdym

Shot in the legs

Same

None
I DOnt Feel PAIN :D

bs

DUDE LIVING WITH YOU IS A PAIN IN THE ASS
AND IVE DONE IT FOR 11 3/4 YEARS

.-.

Exactly

heartbroken because it's a familiar feeling and I got use to it

Same.

shot in leg

Same tho

i dont want it broken by you

I wouldn’t do that

i wouldnt dare try

Good

good

im glad