Me: Yveltal you can’t be doing this.
Ender: what have I—
Me: Not you Ender, a different Yveltal, wait you answer to your Pokémon Species name?
Ender: why wouldn’t I?
Quantum: because most of us don’t.
Ender: f**k off Quantum.
Quantum: you know I can stop time and end you right here right?
Me: both of you calm down right now.