excuse me where do you keep the brain bleach?

I need my UNSEE JUICE

Dreamswap Dream:.....where is my sword?

UV!Me: HE'S A FRICKEN IDIOT.
US!Me: agreed
(are we just bullying Ink more at this point?)

UV!Hack: *just wants to be with Watercolor*
(yes, the 2 actually knew each other as kids due to ultra wormholes. so young hack and young watercolor knew each other since childhood)

(AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW)
UV!Me: ... where is he.

UV!Watercolor: Doodlesphere.
UV!Hack: *hugs UV!Watercolor*

UV!Me: Good. *Poofs*
US!Me: OK NOW I NEED GLITCH.

DS!Cross: with Night.

(WAIT. IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE DS! WHAT THE FRICK AM I SAYING-)

(it looks like you are saying UNDERSWAP)

(... ok then)

don't question.

Ink: TwT thanks for ruining it
Me IRL: .. *Poofs*
Ink: TwT

(oh ok)

-_-

(I'm stupid)

no you are not.

try me

YOU ARE N O T STUPID

TRY MEH BISH

Y O U A R E N O T S T U P I D

(SORRY TWWWWWWWT)

(I FOUND THE RECIPE FOR UNSEE JUICE! IT'S 1 CUP BLEACH AND 1 TEASPOON OF CINNAMON!)

I AM AND I ACKNOLADGE IT
Ink: BEAN!
Me IRL: (shit)
Ink: please, ur not stupid, your a friend who wants to be stupid
Me IRL: ...

HA! YOU ARE NOT STUPID!

(Oh ok)

*pours home made unsee juice in eyes*

US!Me: UV!Me isn't that bad. despite the fact that version of me DESPISES Ink.

UV!Classic: *traumatized in the corner*

US!Me: Is he ok?

UV!Grace: nope.

US!Me: fair enough
UV!Me: what's going on

UV!Grace: Classic is traumatized.

UV!Me: I see that everyday. have you seen the son of a gun(UV!Ink) anywhere? I'm trying to look for him so he doesn't take "it"
(I've seen some parts of Underverse, but not all of it)

Me IRL who has seen all of UNDERVERSE: Ink didn't take his vials, pulled a stupid, nearly destroyed the ENTIRE multiverse, and scarred Classic for life.

UV!Me: typical idiot.
US!Me: You hate the douge bag to?
UV!Me: yes

UV!Watercolor: I'M JUST GLAD I ACTUALLY HAVE A SOUL AND HAVE THE BRAINS NOT TO PULL AN INK!

US!Me: *Hisses at the sight of Ink*

UT!Nightmare: Lucid. no.
UT!Ink: *Uses his magic to get Lucid off his Broomie*
Lucid: *salty noises*

US!Me: HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

UT!Ink: jeez, Kid, I'm from the UNDERTALE multiverse, not this one.
UT!Grace: *flashbacks to UNDERVERSE when Ink NEARLY DESTROYED the entire multiverse out of his own stupidity*

US!Me: *Stops hissing* Fair enough..

UT!Grace: He made a stupid mistake once-

DS!Me: I know all about it, so don't ask

UT!Grace:good!

DS!Me: I've seen it to many times, UV!Me even told me about it.. a total badass she is..

UV!Classic: *traumatized*

DS!Me: Dunno where you keep it bud idc. Where's glitch anyways..

DreamSwap Dream: found it.

DS!Me: Oh cool. but where glitch

DS!Dream: you mean the idiot who is with my pathetic beother with the red glasses?

DS!Me: Yes.. and don't call him that.
(So, in DS, me and Ink.. don't get along as well, but me and the glitch do for some reason)

DS!Emily: *in the corner having a mental breakdown*

DS!Me: uh, she ok?

DS!Dream: nope.
Lucid: *is riding on Original Ink's Broomie*

DS!Me: is that Ink's brush..

UT!Ink: LUUUUCCCIIIIIIIIDDD!!!!!!!!!!
Watercolor: ?????????????