I'm feeling this kid. . .

ikr

lmao

oof-

That’s me in a nutshell-
F**KING ELLA SO HOT
LETS GO ROB A BANK

GREAT IDEA.
WAIT- WE CAN SHARE THE MONEY, BUT CAN WE SHARE ELLA?

WE SPLIT IT APART
FAIR AND SQUARE
JUST LIKE IN KINDERGARTEN

DAMN. ALRIGHT.
WE MIGHT AS WELL KIDNAP HER OR SOMETHING... that is, if she doesn't have ThAt kind of dad.

KIDNAPPING FEELS LIKE A HASSLE AND WE WONT GET TRUE LOVE JUST BY THAT-
And cop dad, yes, but his dad’s a rancher

AND WE WON'T GET THE GIGGLES THEN.
She. Must. Remain. Happy.

Yes, agreed. Make. Her. Remain. Happy. Wha- wait, how.

I think... by giving her what she likes.
She'd be mad if we kidnap, she'd be mad if she finds out we ain't crazy rich except for on Instagram, she'd be very sad if she finds out we don't really play the guitar.

So, what does she like? Honest, trusty people?

Yes. Uhhh-
I’m not sure...
Barely talked to her since last year. But bubba, she a THOT
Leggings are hot

Leggings are h o t 💀

Lemme show you what she was wearing the other day. Got a mad B O N E R because of how fire it is.

I-
Screenshotted-

W o a h . O k .

This shit. How do you survive in winter with this? The hotness of it.
LETS ROB A BANK AGAIN

THERE IS A LIMIT TO BEING PATIENT AND BEING A NICE GUY.
WE CANNOT KEEP THIS SHIT GOING MUCH LONGER.

*Sniffles and cry*
Whyyyy...
I’m about to die AND rob a bank

Rob a guy who has a girlfriend. Let's see if we can get something that'd help.

Wait- what?
AAAAH WHY ARE LEGGINGS SO FIRE??

We need to see what those mf's hide, that gets them their girls.

Leggings make me weak.

Hmmmm, possible solution?

Tell me about it.

I know for a fact that holding doors open for them doesn't earn you anything except for someone stepping on your foot.

Leggings are a major cause of global warming.

Hmmmmmm

Agreed. It’s so sexy. Thick thighs, all in one...

Y e p .

You must stop... I'm about to cry.

O H S H I T . I THINK I HAVE A FEVER NOW, IT F**KING BURNS.

DO YOU FEEL MY PAIN? ALL MEN WANTS A GIRL WHO WEARS THAT WITH A KINDA OVERSIZED HOODIE.
END ME NOW, PLEASE. ITS TOO HOT.

WITH AN OVERSIZED HOODIE!?! THAT'S SEXIER THAN BEING F**KING NAKED@#$$%.

AGREED!!!
WHY MUST I LIVE IN A WORLD LIKE THIS?? WHY??

I felt that