MAN I JUST WANNA GO FLEXXXXX GOLD ON MY TEETH ON MY NECKKKK

mkay

fren 8 crush 0

You're obsessed.

IM EMBARASSED I DONT TRUST NO ONE AROUND US IM A MESS FOR YOUR LOVE IT AINT NEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

ummm

ITSASONGFFS

BEBE REXHA .-.

YAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSss
also, fren 9.99999 crush 100000000000000000000000 drizzy lets get married.

Let's make sex legal. BUT YOU SOLD THE RING!!!

OH SHIT I FORGOT LOL-
Lets just buy a n o t h e r o n e

We aren't even married yet and you're friccin' draining my $$'s.
Here *hands 60 dollars*
Don't buy a ďildo.

And your point is? IM WORTH THE GO***MN MONEY.
*takes them* may i please have 9 more dollars?

OH F**KING GOD WHYYYYYY?!?!!??!? HOW COULD YOU ALWAYS HAVE THAT ON YOUR MIND?@?##@?$?$%

I know you're worth the go***mn money, I just don't have the go***mn money 💀

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Then MAKE MORE MONEY, b i t c h . I n e e d those 69 dollars. Vibrators are expensive these day.

w o t . . . no- buy a ring.... just . . . f u c k . . . I have a dick, why do you need a vibrator that bad .-.

Your dick's too s m a l l .

WHATTHEF**KDIDYOUSAY?! YOUEXPECTMETOMARRYYOUAFTERYOUDISRESPECTTHISDICK?

YES, YES I DO.
NOW MAYBE IF YOU F**KED ME MORE OFTEN I WOULDN'T MIND YOUR TINY DICK BUT YOU DON'T.
THAT'S WHY I WANT MY VIBRATOR.

It's so big you can... hug it.

Omg I'm so sorry, I forgot to ask you how Mr. Wiener was doing today-

YOU DON'T KNOW I HAVE A TINY DICK, I HAVEN'T EVEN F**KED YOU ONCE.
CUZ WHENEVER I TRY TO DO IT, THERE'S ALWAYS THAT OTHER GUY IN YOUR PANTS- WHAT'S HIS NAME... Uhh.. I DON'T KNOW BUT HE HAS A MICROSCOPIC F**KING DICK.

I CANT FIT GUYS IN MY PANTS, THEY WOULD RIP, D U M M Y .
AND WHY DID YOU L O O K THERE, HUH?

COME GET IT.

*GETS IT(

YOU COULD'VE TAKEN THAT FIGURATIVELY... GUYS IN YOUR BED OR INSIDE YOU OR SOMETHING.
WHY DO YOU THINK I LOOKED?!
YOUJUSTASKEDMETOF**KYOUGODDAMMIT.

*OUR BED. WE'RE MARRIED- BUT WITHOUT A RING. WE SHOULD MOVE TO RUSSIA.

YOU HAVE N O T SEEN MY DICK. YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN MY DICK.

THEN LET ME SEE YOUR DICK

I FORGOT WE'RE MARRIED. SORRY.
AND NOW THAT WE ARE, I DON'T WANT TO SEE RANDOM DRUNK RUSSIANS ON THE BED WHEN I COME HOME.

FINE
*brings back some high Russian dude*
I WON'T BRING IN DRUNK GUYS NO MORE.

YOU BRING DISHONOR. RUSSIANS ARE F**KING FAMOUS FOR HAVING TINY DICKS.

AT LEAST THEY'RE NOT AS TINY AS YOUR DICK

l

idk you much lmao
fren 6 crush 0

fren 7ish crush 0

hi

idk you much lol
fren 6ish crush 0

yay

hi
also wtf is the title

fren 7ish crush 2
its go flex

m

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fren 9.999999999999999999999999999
crush 1

1. awwwwww but why not ten lmao
2. ohok

1, just cause i feel like putting a bunch of nines. Nines look more sexy then tens.

1. well
its true tho
but otherwise is it ten UwU (hanging boobs with a bra)

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
(YAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSS I TAUGHT YOU WELL)

XD
(yes you have master~)

XD

Seriously what the f**k

i dont know what you mean UwU (hanging boobs with bra)

XD
(LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NO SSISTER GO TO HERNI JAIL)

(yes master~)

(OML LOL YOU HERNI LITTLE SHIT STAHP IT REEEE XDDDDDDDDDDDD)

(yes master~)

(STAHP IT LOLOLOLO)

(fiiine)

(AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH)

(what's wrong master?~)