These are Horseshoe Crabs just in case you didnt know

Jacob: huh

(One falls on its back while trying to get back into the sea}

Jacob: * gets out popcorn *

(it seems to be struggling to get back on its legs}

Jacob: lol

(another horseshoe crab pushes it back onto its legs and they both crawl into the sea}

Jacob: :o

(A horseshoe crab walks into you}

Jacob: ???

(It looks as if its curious about you}

Jacob: ? ? ?

(it crawls onto our leg, trying to climb, but it cant}

Jacob: h u h

(It still tries to climb}

Jacob: . . .

PICK IT UP IDIOT

n o

*picks up the crab and stabs jacob with it*

Jacob: * uses medkit and shoots the person with a gun *

YOU CAN'T HURT ME
>:)

*picks them up in up in a bucket and takes them to the sea*

Woah!

(One falls on its back, revealing its many legs}

:0 amazing!

feed them

(horseshoe crabs eat worms}

Gets down on the ground and bows to the gods

yes

use this instead

ok thanks

i see these so often lmfao

*plays de crab rave and gets them to pinch de Karen’s at de beach*

(they bop left and right to the beat}

I see you are men of culture as well

I crouch down and watch them because horseshoe crabs are awesome

indeed