You have accidentaly brought this lemon home

Oh no!

(the lemon seems confused}

Are you a baby lemon demon?

(It still seems confuzed}

*pets*

(It closes its eyes in comfort}

eye*

Awww *keeps petting*

(It seems to fall asleep}

*makes a bed for it with some soft towels in a basket and sets it down in the bed*

(The Lemon is confused}

(It seems even more confused}

(it closes its eye in comfort}

Ethan: :o BABY demon lemon

E: :0
Lemon fren?

limon

limon

Hero: I've ate worse.

(It seems shocked and scared for its life}

Hero: just kidding buddy *he pet the lemon*

(It calms down}

Hero: So, uh, you like sports?

(It blinks in morse code}
(Translation} Sometimes I watch sports on the screens back at Omega Mart

*dies*

Charli: Uhm-

(It rolls in confirmation}

*Charli gently picks it up and sets it down inside the cage*
Charli: Can I get you anything?

(It doesnt answer as it starts to doze off inside the cage}

(It rolls away in fear}

Charli: Are you- a demon?

(It seems more scared of you than you are of it}

Charli: Hey, hey, don’t be scared! I’m not going to hurt you!

(it seems to calm down}

Charli: Should I- uhm- return you to the store or what-

(It seems scared to go back}

Charli: That’s a no, then. Hold on, I’ll be right back.
*she walks into the basement, then comes back with an old hamster cage*
Charli: I’ll make this nice for you. What do you eat?

(the lemon rolls to a box of plant food}

Charli: Easy enough.
*she begins to clean out the cage. When finished, she reaches out to the lemon*
Charli: Can I pick you up and put you in here?

Luigi: *stuffs the lemon in his mouth whole and swallows*

(Carlos} *rips it out of his throat and shoots luigi* HOW DARE YOU CONSUME THE ALMIGHTY

Luigi: *dies*

Heaven: *Cuts it*
*Eats it*
Nom nom nom...
Delicous

(Carlos} *le revive the lemon*
HOW DARE YOU ATTEMpT TO CONSUME OUR LORD

:D
*Squeezes lemon juice*

(The Lemon is terrified of what it just witnessed}

Heaven: *Drinks Lemonade*
Yum

(Lemon Demon} *busts in through the wall* YOU WOT M8

Heaven: Holy shi-
*Falls off gaming chair*

the non-capital P is offputting

attemPt

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