I used to roll the dice
Feel my dick in my enemy’s ass
Listen as the crowd would sing
Now the old king is dead, lol
One minute I held my nuts
Next my balls would close on me
And then I discovered sans
Upon pillars of salt
And pillars of salt
And pillars of salt
And pillars of salt
I hear Jackie Chan singing
Owue wamu shinderu
Beat my meat
My soooooooooooooooooooos
For some reason I can’t explain
Why we live in a society
Where gamers don’t rule the world
