ohh really. found this while searching up slipknot

I'm not really into girls.
But SlipKnot is a REALLY GOOD heavy metal band. 10/10 perfection.

i can
so dont cap :t

You c a n ' t

ive done it before :(

-le spits out water-
I- o///O

was i wrong? :(

nO bUt-
-/////-

:D

ok.

Thank you for accepting defeat.

did you just say

defeat?
chess. now.

I don't know how to play-
Please teach me.

ok um.. first set up a chessboard as shown. i'll let you play either white or black, then as you select a piece, i'll tell you how it moves as we play.

uh- Okay

done already? ok, once you set up your chessboard, choose a color, white or black.

I don't really know-

Do you have chesspieces?

No

https://lichess.org/

here, you might want to make an account for this

Alright

then you can tell me your acc name, and we can go through the basics

I can

B e t

You remember how I gave you the vacuumb seal double hand twist gawk gawk combo 9000 😏😉

Wha-
I'm sorry all I thought of that was vape lingo-

*give him the vacuum seal double hand twist gawk gawk combo 9000 and starts slurping his 🌭*

What the fu- Get off meee

*sucks till his cock feels like it's gonna get ripped off*

Sir can you isn't-

*makes him nut*

.......

by the pope

BYE THE POPE WHAT HAVE I DONE >~<

*walks in and unloads heretic stopping rounds into both of you*

*eats the bullets*

BE HOLY.

*reloads lmg as fast as i can*

*turns into a straight up angeL*

thats holy....right?