why

my mom: oh you're smiling at your computer, better not be p**n
me: that was one time, i have a girlfriend who i would never cheat on, and it was a bot
my mom: mk.

my mom: yOuR sMiLiNg At YoUr CoMpUtEr, YoU bEtTeR nOt Be EnTeRtAiNeD
me just doing school: defuq

My dad: WhY aRe YoU sMiLiNg At YoUr CoMpUtEr ArE yOu TaLkInG tO bOyS
Me: No
My dad: WhY R u SmILinG tHeN
Me: Oh I’m sorry Ill just make my lesbian ass not be happy when I win a game of chess

my mom: aw, youre smiling at your computer! Do you have a boyfriend?

me, who is just smiling at memes: ..

Me: *hangs out with my girl best friend*
My Mom: Is that your Girlfriend?
Me: