I drew him after he did it

???:or just choke yourself to death

Jacob: What?

(Carlos} a little help here
im tryna eat this keurig
for INFINITE ENERGY

Jacob:You forgot the coffee

(Carlos} oh ok
*makes some coffee and resumes shoving the keurig down his gullet*

Jacob: Your not supposed to eat the keurig, drink the coffee!

(Carlos} I DONT CARE
I WANT TO EAT THE KEURIG
but i will drink it anyways *inhales the coffee*

Jacob: Uhh. . . ok

(Carlos} So can you like stomp the keurig down or something

Jacob: o k
* Shoves it down Carlos' mouth *

(Carlos} *pupils become extremely big* THANKS JACOB
ANYWAYS TIME TO HAVE AN AGILITY CONTEST WITH TRICKY
BYE
*runs out the door at thousands of miles per hour*

Jacob: ok
* Jacob starts walking to burger king *

*still sleeping*

(Carlos} *sips tea after taking a break and starts choking* SHOULD HAVE SEEN THE FRICKIN CAT
*choking intensifies*

*flys out*
???:mew!?

(Carlos} OH THANK GOD
Well, now that thats over, *resumes trying to eat the keurig*

???:u know u can't eat that.

(Carlos} But ill try to anyways

???:it funny for a cat to drink coffee and i'm getting coffee instead of trying to eat the keurig.

Pretty sure povs are banned

Not anymore

Ok fair enough