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Easiest contain in history. Wait, why do I hear multiple helicopters? | WHY DON’T YOU IDIOTS AT THE FOUNDATION CATCH SCP 682 IN A MASTER BALL IF IT CATCHES ANYTHING WITHOUT FAIL? LIKE SERIOUSLY, IT WASN’T THAT HARD. LOOK, I’VE GOT IT RIGHT HERE. | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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[deleted] M
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XD

I dont get it >w<
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Ahh.. Don’t worry. SCP’s kind of confusing, I’ll do my best to simplify 682 for ya but you should go read the full article but I’m not sure if it’s really safe with you or ok with anyone here, so again, I’ll do my best to simplify on another comment.
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SCP 682 is currently and unkillable reptile that has adapted to everything the foundation has thrown at it. It has even repelled attacks from other SCPs including scps 173 and 096, the most shocking termintion test was that of 409 which is a crystal that infects anything that touches it besides quarts for some reason. Long story short, 409 is a crystal, if it achieves physical contact with anything, crystals begin to grow on the person for a period of time before either it completely covers the entity or object or it explodes (it explodes anyway, usually killing or causing massive trauma). Anyways, when 682 was exposed to 409, crystallization stops at 62% conversion (it usually doesn’t stop until the entity is completely converted). It shattered and 682 didn’t die. 682 is as far as the world knows, unkillable. There is another scp that has the same world as ours after going through a cave but all life is completely dead, even 682 which meant some anomaly killed 682 in that universe. Moving on. 682 is contained in a cell with hydrochloric acid to hinder it’s regeneration. It will usually eventually regenerate itself and become strong enough to break out but not for some time.

One more thing, SCP 682 hates most life, especially humans.
[deleted] M
1 up, 4y,
2 replies
...

cweepy :c
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1 reply
[deleted] M
2 ups, 4y,
1 reply
i know some of them, i watch the rubber :/

i like the witch child >:3
0 ups, 4y
Oh... well I guess we both have some reading to do, I’ve never read the witch child one.
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Ah, you’ll get used to it, this one is really just your basic murder monster. I can’t really tell you more since I really don’t trust you not to look at the website if you are already creeped out by one of the least creepy murder monsters. 682 is actually my favorite so far. I don’t really want to scare you further so I’ll stop here today. Come back if you want to know about another one I might know of, I know a lot of the well known ones but nothing really unknown.
[deleted] M
1 up, 4y,
1 reply
i didnt look at the website :/

i watch therubber, if i see the thumbnail scary i didnt click it :/
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Oof.. the first YouTube I really watched on scp was SCPillustrated after being alerted to a video he made about animated scp videos by r/SCP so I thought it was worth checking out. He’ll probably be much scarier than Therubber though, I don’t really know who that is. Anyways, he’ll usually read the full article or a story written about the scp (some are cannon and some are not by the way). If your gonna watch him, you’ll need to actually read the SCP wiki. But I think that would be too scary for ya, especially the alerts. One scared me real bad once. I’m pretty sure the alerts are fake (you know they have to make it look real so they put stuff like (Only 04 clearance are allowed to access this file, anyone reading that isn’t authorized will be terminated). There is one alert where it says an agent sent through the computer makes you die one minute after reading the article. So yeah, probably best you stay off the wiki unless you know what your looking for or at.
[deleted] M
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1 reply
oh ._.
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1 reply
Yeah... the alert gets me every time
[deleted] M
1 up, 4y,
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XD
0 ups, 4y
Lmao
1 up, 4y,
1 reply
XD
0 ups, 4y
Lmao
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