A cute doggo and nice words for you

uh... not sure if I can ascend to godhood... i'll try I guess.

I don’t have a dog

Then just read the bottom line 👍

ya

Yes

I don’t have a dog but i wish

Yeah I just have fish, I used to have doggos

But my fish think I am their god, they get excited when they see me just like a dog does because I provide their food.

Yeah, i have 2 chickens and they sort of praise me like that

Yeah exactly lol

OH FRICK MY INNER uwu IS SHOWING

U._.U

my dog seems to think im his chew toy, and not in a cute teething way, like giant gashes in me and my brother's faces kind of way 0-0

Oof, is that where you got the name, or are you a Lilo and Stitch fan?

just the lilo an stitch fan

Good movie

YAAAS!

Maybe just the second part for you then

yea...

I have cats...
Mittens thinks I'm god (Somehow, he just follows me everywhere and lays down beside me whenever I sit/lay in bed.) and Rusty thinks I am his feeder.

He had excellent manners, he wouldn’t eat until you finished pouring the food, set down the bag and said ok, also wouldn’t come into the house unless you invited him, also popped a lot of soccer balls too

I'm sorry :(

It’s okay he’s been gone longer than the majority of Imgflippers have been alive.

I dont have a dog

*commits suicide*

I don’t have a dog either, or be the person other people’s dogs think you are... wait what if they think you are an intruder? Nvm

But seriously, don’t do that

so be a sexual predator?

WOAH WOAH WOAH listen to the cross

Woah Woah Woah do BrycePAYNE

WOAH WOAH WOAH DUDE

I have two puppies, Henry and Scout.

Henry is a super-sweet Golden Doodle. his favorite thing to do is meet new people.
Scout is a really smart Bouveat Doodle (may have spelt that wrong.) She loves playing tug or wresting with Henry.