The wiener is sad.

Hows your wiener?

It's lonely.

*huggos wiener* If you split it in half they'll be two of them and it wont be lonely anymore

You hugged the wiener?

It was an air hug.
Covid, jeez.

O h m y - o k .

I will now cut wiener. But wiener says it's not gay and it won't like to live with weiner.

XDDDDDDDDD

Then give one wiener a wiener and give the other wiener a va**na

A h , y e s . V a g i n a . And where do I get those from?

Well
go through Wiener's history and see if you can find one.
If not, go to ebay.

I did once. But it was a fraud, I found out she had been filled with pudding and semen to look pregnant. When I got rid of the pudding, there was piece of paper in there which said "Gotcha."
I decided never to buy pregnant women again. And what if the child is black... you never know.

Noted-
then make vαgina in a lab

I shall not buy a vαgina on auction... Imagine how many people would have used it before me.

F i n e .
Put your wiener back together, get a wife (this can be acquired through the dark web), f**k her nice and deep, have kids till a girl pops out, kill everyone, and then take the kid's vαgina.

If I have to make it in a lab, I'll m o d i f y it 😏
I'll make the best vαgina the world has ever seen.

But I'm gonna sleep now.

DEW IT

alr, good

"Have kids till a girl pops out." Made my f**king day.

I've had a lot of wives... they always die before they can have kids. I searched WikiHow, but there was nothing on there .-.
I even bought a larger cage for them, but they still died for like... no reason at all.

XD

Hmm....
Maybe try purchasing pregnant women instead?

Omfg drizzy.

SMH...

*stressfully drinks wine*

*eats donut of anxiety*