i want to murder her.....so.....BAD

let me help!

kill her

kill her and off with her HEAD!

https://i.imgflip.com/7kabx5.jpg

*cuts of head*

good job

kill meru no one cares about her
.

no wait hold on I think she is on DooM slayer´s list

of demons to kill?

yes

well...ill have to explain to him that we already killed her

oh ok

WHAT EVEN IS THAT

a heretic that has been killed

KILL IT

shes been terminated dont worry

yes

but first *pulls out philosophers stone and bottle of arsenic*

what is that?

a philosophers stone?

yeah

its a kind of stone that was made by philosophers or alchemists a.k.a me

it can bring back the dead

or arsenic

oh gawd

here want some it refreshing *sips arsenic*

I think a crafted weapon?

could be

F**k you

https://i.imgflip.com/7kabx5.jpg

(revives it and sends it to the vahallan hell)
atleast itll be a bit happier

too late homeboy

(pulls out philosipers stone)
i beg to differ

(it actually happened over a video game lol)

(she was going around servers being that filthy heretic and we showed up and murdered her. so homie i hate to say it but shes dead)

(oh...ok its always hard to tell wether you guys killed there game charecter or if you chopped off there head. sorry)

(lol its ok)

The deed is already done brother, she has been ripped limb from limb painfully and without mercy or remorse

By doing this, you break the 6th commandment, which is a heresy. Unless this thing committed adultery, stand down.

its a demon there is no standing down

and we kinda well......ALREADY SLAUGHTERED HER!!!

DEUS VULT

yes she is bad bc shes a demon and yes she is bc her body parts are all over the place and scorched by fire

ok ill kill him then more succubus's

oh..i thought it was "walking target that i must murder"

Yep kill hostile succubi and protect the passive ones

but pls kill the hostile ones not the passive ones

i kill.....ALL DEMONS

with malicious intent

he hates satan and hell. so im sure as heck i can go and slaughter as many demon succubus w**res i want. its called a crusade

SILENCE HERETIC.

we will destroy every demon that cross our path. including more succubus infidels

and nothing will stop me. dues vult

satan is a fallen angel that was banished from heaven because of pride. he is NOT gods grandson. and as a soldier of god i shall destroy all demons with holy intent.

all this talk has put me in the mood to go slaughter demons again...

ill be right back

ok conversation ended.

#1) you are not a demon your a human.
#2) there's only 1 hell
#3) A holy templar's job is to terminate heresy and demons.
so I did my job killing her.

well in a way yes theres only one hell.

ok just..leave it be

k

*facepalm*

what there might be other dimensions with different hells.
but thats just my opinion

I SAID END OF CONVERSATION HERETIC

im still gonna slaughter them with no mercy.

their screams of pain and fear will make smile as i do a brutal finisher on them

Uh Danny. You cultists of Cthulhu are more worst? Those heretics want to summon him from his slumber so Cthulhu will dominate Earth

OOOH A BOSS FIGHT?

YES!!

ILL GET THE HOLY PACIFIC RIM ROBOTS READY :DDDDD

The succubus are no big deal The rise of Cthulhu should be taken care of. Technically he's still in his realm we need to slaughter the cultists and destroy their rituals

noted...never argue with a demon..ever

well..idk how we did it but shes dead.

shes long gone. XD

*blasts you with holy shotgun*

SILENCE HERETIC

I knew I shouldn't of said that. now it turned into a rp

ima head out.

but to end the conversation shes dead and we killed her so dues vult

Agree. Meru is a succubus. She bangs boys until their unconscious which is not bad and I prefer with her jacket on so crusaders will calm down

shes already dead brother.

the w**re is exterminated

Lol. Wait did you use holy weapons?

yes ofc

Adultery it confessed to.

Gladly she's didn't killed anyone but he want to defeat the priest that get rid of his powers. (Not sure the priest is tyrannic which also thinks other can be heretics in disguise but hurts innocent people)

Good point. But what is a succubus first?

there basicaly the demons that are the sin of lust

oh