Todays incident

spectral: nope not dealing with this again
(opens portal to vahallan dimension and jumps in)
spectral: have fun

(It sneaks through the portal}

(kicks it int the face and closes the portal)

(The Trollge looks at the 2, some of its heads fighting over a lost backpack)
(Head 5856} OI CUT IT OUT WE JUST GOR FRESH MEAT OVA HERE

Skid and Pump: *look at each other in confusion*

(Trollge head 1} hey, hey, cut it out. we aint killing today. Anyways, how you 2 doin

Skid: We are doing good because it is a SPOOKY MONTH!

(All 5.6 million trollge heads} ITSA SPOOKY MONTH?! *they all start doing the spooky dance*

Ethan: *turns into one of them* Hello buster

(The Trollge seems confused}

Ethan: you know when no one loves you everyone don't care about you and you just feel guilty and just wanna kill yourself and you just get the blame and stuff

(Trollge head 1} THE HECK IS THIS GUY TALKIN ABOUT
(Trollge Head 2} I DUNNO

Ethan: Hm?

(Trollge head 87} SO UH, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO ABOUT THE NEW HEAD HERE
(Trollge Head 73} MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST TREAT HIM LIKE THE REST OF US

Ethan: OMG WOW

(All of the Trollges heads seem un amused}

Ethan: :>

(1 trollge head headbutts ethan in what seems like a slap}

Ethan: :<

Heaven: Uh- nope...
*Walks away*

Leo: Wow. this thing is oddly persistent.
Andy: not a surprise

(The Trollge wraps its tendrils around Andy and drags him into the cannopy}

*Trollge was actually holding a tree, as Andy stood next to Leo*
Andy: So uh, now what do we do?
Leo: More talking i guess.

(The Trollge starts to drop, head by head, tendril by tendril}

Andy: That's a bit odd.
Leo: Yeah-

Dust: *turns around* Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope-

Akira: *narrows eyes* why am I out here?

(The Trollge} ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF US

Akira: looks*

(The Trollge starts to reach for you with its tendrils}

Akira: *backs up* hold up. What the Hell?! *starts running

(It starts climbing towards you}

Akira: *running faster, till he reaches a house made of stone*

(The Trollge climbs in through window}

Akira: *hiding from it

(The Trollge keeps searching with its many heads}

Akira: *quiet, and manages to escape sneakily*

(The Trollge keeps searching}

*our crusader brothers walk through the forest with guns in the air*

if you see movement....shoot it

the rest of the team: roger!

(The Trollge} ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF US

CONTACT!!!!!!!!!!

*everyone opens fire at them*

GET BACK!!!!!!!!

(The Trollge starts wrapping its tendrils around people and dragging them into the Cannopy}

soldier 1: SIR I CANT MOVE

JACKSON!!!!!!!!!!!!

soldier 1: GAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

*the other get pulled in as well*

FALL BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(The Trollge starts to climb towards the remaining soldiers}

FALL BACK MEN

GET OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!!!!

*the last 3 men (including me) run back as fast as they can*

GET TO THE EVAC SHIP

(The Trollge} ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
(The Trollge crawls in through an open vent}

RUN!!!!!!

*the escort a survivor to the evac ship*

(The Trollge is on the ship, hiding in the vents and waiting for a person to walk under the vent}

*3 crusaders run in*

Akira: *hears* a ship? Damn it

*a bunch of crusader soldiers with holy assault rifles run out of the forest to the evac ship*

jana: *shrug*

jana: i dont know but ill catch up with you later.

jana: you dont wanna be late on your first day

Akira: yeah yeah. Are we goin back to that planet? The one with the troll thing?

jana: i dont know...we might

*a space marine covered in blood walks up behind you*

space marine: sergeant! we destroyed another heretic stream but we lost two men.

jana: honor them nd make sure they are remembered

space marine: yes mam

*he walks away*

Akira: Hey! Got room for one more

HOLY SH_ A SURVIVOR

*the 2 soldier run over to to and escort you to the the ship*

*suddenly gunfire errupts*

Akira: survivor is right. And I know how to fight and crap, but that thing wasn’t human

ITS ON THE SHIP!!!!!!!!!

*they start shooting something on top of the ship*

GET THE SURVIOR ON THE SHIP NOW

*more intense gunfire*

Akira: *looks* people are dying. Quicker than....normal

jana: welcome to war kid..but once we clean all of it up..there will be nothing bad left...

(and end of that. this twas an ad for the "crusader_stream" we go and destroy heresy and protect others from it. (also bullying) and we need you to make imgflip a more holy place. join us brother!)

(I’ll go join it. Promise.)

Akira: hmph. *takes a rifle* be right back. Unless you’re coming

(The Trollge is on the ship}

Akira: *grabs a flash grenade and stuns the thing*

(The Trollge uses the heads that were not affected start to lead the entire body}

Akira: damn it! *takes out a sword* I might have to get close

*they pull you away from the ship as you hear death screams from inside*

GET BACK!!!!!!

Akira: *hides in a closet*

WERE DID THE SURVIVOR GO?

*i point to the house near us*'

SOLDIERS GO TO THE HOUSE AND HOLD IT UNTIL MORE REINFORCEMENTS ARRIVE

*the last remaining 13 crusaders run towards the house*

Akira: *holding katana and being quiet

(is it a he or she?)

(He. Akira is a boy)

*more gunfire and screaming*

Akira: tch. Hey Trollface!

HE STUNNED IT!!!

GET TO THE SHIP!!!!!

*they run to the evac ship with you*

***on the ship***
Akira: *grabs a bulky machine gun*

*they shoo at the army of trollage*

Akira: *goes beside a soldier and shoots as well* do they have girl soldiers as well?

*it looks at you*

Akira: *tosses nerve gas at it, poisoning it with paralysis and virus agent* cmon guys! Back to the shuttle or whatever

*crusader scream inside the house and theres gunfire*

Akira: *quietly grips the nerve gas launcher*

yes but all the squad is male)

GET IN THE SHIP SURVIVOR

*more gunfire*

Akira: *shooting* Hey! When we get outta here, I’ll tell you about how I was a bounty hunter. You could use me more often!

GET IN THE SHIP BROTHER

*everyone dumps the rest of their mags at them*

Akira: *gets in* everyone inside? Good. We’re about to lift off

*all the space marines get in and sit on the seats silent*

Akira: *flies it into one of the bases* there

space marines: *silent and they walk out when they land*

(memechat me?

Akira: nice base you got here. Real classy

*silent space marines*

Akira: *stays quiet until someone walks up to him*

woman in cammander armor: oh well hello *she says with a smile*

woman: theres a place were you can stay right over there

Akira: *smiles* mind if I try out for combat. You know, with interest, of course

Akira: *looks around.* Look. Thanks for helping me out

*space marine nods at you*

Akira: *nods, and sees a woman who leads the squad.* Hey. I'm the survivor

woman: you can...but im not sure you'll be ready for it

Akira: I'm Akira. Who knows. I might be in your squad.

jana: im jana...one of the generals of the crusaders

Akira: a general. Nice. *Leans on a wall* Crusaders you say? That's nice. I'd like to be in a squad. Preferably in one where I already met people

jana: well if you want...you can talk to danny hes the 2nd in command of the crusaders on here

Akira: got it. *Winks* I'll be back. Don't miss me too soon. *Walks up to Danny* hey. I'm that survivor. Akira.

*she rolls her eyes and walks away*
(now when you got to me)

*I sit there with my helmet and then i look at you*

greetings

Akira: you mind if I join a team? Jana's team? Just saying since they saved me it's the least I could do

we put survivors in a huge guarded off place

you may go there

Akira: please? I promise I'll be good.

jana: *stops talking to who shes talking to and looks at you*

jana: well...congrats

Akira: yeah. Thanks . *sits down on the floor*

jana: well you better go train cause theres more heresy about

Akira: yeah. You guys have any carbine rifles?

Akira: yeah yeah. I'm Akira. And you are?

fine..but you must be trained. for about a year then you can go to combat

Akira: makes sense. When can I start

well..go to the the sergeant over there and talk to him and you can see were takes you

Akira: *walks over* I’m here to apply to be in the marines. Janas squad. They saved me and it’s least I could do

srg: jana? shes just the one of commanders of this crusader military

srg: are you wanting to join?

Akira: yeah.

srg: well...then i guess your just a foot soldier then..welcome aboard

Akira: *nods* thanks sir. Janas squad right? Where are they anyway?

srg: no jana is part command of the whole crusader military.

srg: if you wish to join then yeah your on her squad

Akira: *nods* thanks.

Akira: *walks to her* I made it. I’m in

ITS ON THE SHIP!!!!!!!!!!!

*they shoot on top of the ship*

(The Trollge has come aboard and is attacking the main power source}

*when the trolls enter the survivor yells at you*

survivor: HEY TROLLFACE

(The Trollge looks at the survivor}

*the survivor tosses nerve gas at it, poisoning it with paralysis and virus agent*

*everyone gets in and the ship is about to take off*

KILL IT!!!!!

*they open fire at it*

(The Trollge dodges the bullets with its thin body}

*he screams until hes attacked*

*the last remaining crusaders run to an abandoned house near them*

(The Trollge grabs the 3 crusaders and drags them into the vent}

NOOOOO

*they scream until its silenced*