IT'S 2010. I'M GENTLY FONDLING MY PRECIOUS PRESTIGIOUS ROYAL BRITISH POUND COINS IN MY POCKET WONDERING WHETHER I'VE LOST A FEW MORE THIS WEEK AFTER THE RECESSION. BUT I JUST REMEMBERED, I GET PAID MY SALARY REGARDLESS OF HOW BAD THE UK ECONOMY GETS. I'M SO HAPPY SO I'LL SHOW MY REAL SMILE FOR A CHANGE.
