Don't make me call them.

I'm about to record child porn

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-

I said don't make me call them

Is that a police?!
I'm calling the weed
*420 whatcha smoking

Old Old Vine I Love It

C h r i s
Is that a wEED
I’M CALLING THE COPS

who has summoned me

O hai

Don't mind it, I mean you did summon me (my name is Chris)

Uh huh

Sir that's a calculator

No that's the call app

sir, how high are you

Not high

sir are you drunk, high, or both

Not drunk
Not high
Not both

sir that's too much cap than the legal amount
you're under arrest

Oh no.

nice calculator

ohhhh its one of those calculators that turn into phones i get it now

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