Idk why I just love whitty ngl-

(i'll be Sarvente) Sarvente: Greetings!

Whitty: eh-?
Oh hi

Sarvente: what's bring you here?

Whitty: I just found this ally and thought I'd stay here for the night.

Sarvente: ah well you can join the church and live there!

Whitty: really?
But what if I destroy it?

Sarvente: No worry! i can fix it

Whitty: thanks!

Sarvente: Np

Whitty: so where is the church-

Sarvente: East

...

Whitty: ?

Sarvente: Hm?

Whitty: where is east-

Sarvente: to the right

Whitty: *looks at his hands and points right*
So that way right?

Sarvente: yes

(shall we start the rap battle cuz i'm bored)

Whitty: aight
(Sure)

(https://fridaynightfunking.fandom.com/wiki/Mid-Fight_Masses)

(And i like Senpai-Week 6-too much)
Senpai: Hello

Whitty: eh-
Oh hi.

Senpai: Are you alright there?

Whitty: yeah-
Why are ya here

Senpai: dunno

Whitty: aight

Senpai: so?

Whitty: you met the blue haired twerp before?
You seem like you have.

Senpai: The worm? yes i have

Whitty: I'll take it you hate him to then

Senpai: i do

Whitty: expected.

Senpai: yep, why do you hate him may i ask?

Whitty: he wouldn't leave me alone.
I just wanted to be left alone.
He forced me into one of his rap battles.

Senpai: Wow. For me he was being really annoying, jumping into my game. And pissed me and Spirit dude off

Whitty: makes sense.
He should go die in a ditch.

Senpai: I have to agree with you

Whitty: yep

Senpai: So what is your life like?

Whitty: running away from things I can't control.
Living in allyways.

Senpai: Huh. I have these fangirls who are always following me around, heck, I can't even study without them staring at me!

Whitty: I only like Carol but she hardly even knows I exist...

Senpai: that must suck

Whitty; it does.

Senpai: i have the problem with too many simps

Whitty: oh

Senpai: yeah

Whitty: ...

(Carlos} *sweating, tempted to light Whittys fuse*

Whitty: eh-?

(Carlos} Sorry
Im just in a really violent mood

Whitty: same.

(Carlos} Soooooooooo
Your Whitty, right

Whitty: yeah

(Carlos} Ya got any good places to hide

Whitty: this ally is a pretty good place to hide

(Carlos} Ight
Im hiding from the scp foundation

Whitty: oh.
They'd probably lock me up if they found me.

(Carlos} They would if you had any anomalous abilities

Whitty: like what.
I can explode for one thing.
I can make an aura kind of thing that kills anythin that enters if I get annoyed
I can literally shake the earth.

(Carlos} That would do it

Whitty: f**k.

(Carlos} Im glad they dont have some sort of tracking device on me
That would be really bad

Whitty: mhm