roast meh plz

If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world

LOL IKR

Too bad you can't laugh at me.

OOF well played

Rematch?

Later...

You're not the dumbest person on the planet...

But you better hope they don't die.

They won't. In fact, they will have a nice Thanksgiving dinner with me. Too bad you can't be marinated like that turkey.

Too bad you couldn't marinate in your mother's womb a little longer. You came out before your brain formed.

I'm pretty sure that burnt turkey doesn't talk...

I'm pretty sure I'm talking to a kindergarten reject with an extra chromosome.

I'm pretty sure you're out of my digestive system now.

I'm pretty sure your mom should've swallowed.

*Swallows*
"Oh yeah, it's good honey. Thanks! This turkey is really good burnt."

I know why you name is "not_yours", cause that's what your mom told the man you call daddy.

They're fighting over the wishbone. And there goes your back.

if you wer a sauce packet, you'd be a sour and sour packet from Arby's

At least I would exist.

if being funny was a crime you would have no criminal record at all

Haha silly, I'm in a different dimension where that's not a crime.

nah i wont
im not allowed to burn trash

Cuz that would earn you a sentence in trash jail.

Sorry, but Gordon would be on my ass for overlooking you.

Nice way to get yourself kicked out, Cody.

There are 2 kinds of people in this world
1) people so dumb they don't even deserve to read the end of this joke

The other, people who don't even have a brain.

If I'm as stupid as space is cold... then you are space³³.

Then I would of killed you by now, cuz you are in me.

That sounded very wrong, wanna rephrase that?

Why, you said i was space ;p

Use a text to speech, and listen to what you said.

Besides the fact that I did not in fact say that you were in space, I was comparing your IQ to the temperature.

d u c k

r o a s t e d s k y

you already got roasted look at the pic

It's not me, that's you.

racist

how

bruh nvm

ok.

i cant your trash takes a long time to burn and what's the point if it won't do anything but melt the trash

You might get a few burns if you do.

I would roast you but my mom told me not to burn trash

Attempted man-slaughter, err, trash-slaughter. Funny how in this situation, we are all trash. At least you serve as Oscar's toilet. It's not every day where he takes a sh*t on trash. Remember that...

That's an overused roast.

hmm... *intensive thinking for a non-sense roast* ur so ugly, I got eye cancer

Cuz your immune system is weak.