OH, I'M SORRY I HURT YOU DARLING.
I KNOW YOU MISS YOUR CHILDREN AND SHOULDN'T HAVE MENTIONED THEM. I'LL NEVER AGAIN MENTION
HOW YOUR EX TOOK THEM AWAY FROM YOU,
ONE OF THEM DIED IN A CAR ACCIDENT
AND YOU ONLY FOUND OUT TWO YEARS AFTER THE FUNERAL,
WHEN YOU WERE TOLD YOU WEREN'T JUST HER DAD
BUT ALSO HER OLDER BROTHER.
IT MUST HAVE BEEN HARD FOR YOU TO DISCOVER
NOT ONLY YOUR EX BUT ALSO YOUR PARENTS
HAVE BEEN LYING TO YOU ALL YOUR LIFE. BY THE WAY, HOW DID IT FEEL TO BE ADOPTED?
OH, YOU DIDN'T KNOW UNTIL JUST NOW WHEN I TOLD YOU
THE LITTLE SECRET YOUR ADOPTED FATHER TOLD ME
BUT NOT HIS OWN SON?
OOPS. I'M SORRY. REALLY. DIDN'T MEAN TO HURT YOU. HONEST.
BY THE WAY, THE REASON WE HAVEN'T HAD SEX IN YEARS?
I'M A LESBIAN
AND HAVE BEEN SECRETLY DATING YOUR SISTER FOR YEARS
BUT DIDN'T TELL YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE SPECIAL TO ME
AND I DIDN'T WANT TO HURT YOUR FEELINGS.
BUT I'M SURE YOU UNDERSTAND.
