Dude, I thought that I was the only one that noticed this trend of Uncle Joe's.
He thinks that since his son was a LAWYER in the DELAWARE NATIONAL GUARD and deployed to Iraq for a year that it makes Joe some kind of national defense expert.
Dear Diary, I often say I don't need to keep invoking the name of my dead son to elicit public sympathy. Then I'll see my son Hunter and tell myself, "You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier!"