uh oh my sentence is the most inappropriate and dirtiest...

I did a bl***ob to a lesbian because i stink

lmao thats great!

I ran naked with a monkey because I stink

Lmao

I f**ked a drunk Mexican because I'm sexy

You were born on August 21, and the color of the shirt you were wearing when you posted this was black.

Yea, I don't think you needed to comment that.

LMAO!

I got married with a puppet because I was horny

Lmao

I took a crap on a Jew because I'm sexy

These are great!