My favorite is probably montana, how would you injure a train with a sheep?

Oof!

I like Minnesota one

as a hawaiian, i have never heard of it being illegal to put coins in someone's ear

I'm Texan and I never heard of that law, but it makes sense.

Love my country.

well i'm not gonna live in virginia >:0

*Me, an Arkansan saying the word arkansas wrong on purpose*

ohio....

Bet ima do that. He gets a fishbowl full of booze.

i guess i can't move to utah then

my favorite is Massachusetts