I'm gonna guess... crocodile bite.

it in the shape of a dic* so... oh no

so i dont have a birth mark did i never die?!

how does one die from their knee? snakebite?

most likely? with that big birth mark? burned to death, probs. looks like burn marks to me.

you were scooped during your nightshift at Circus Baby's Rentals

yep. Only explanation

Ah yes, the two users with french in the name believe that this kid was eggs benedict reincarnated

Yes