Highest bidder

In that case, we need more competition for our money.

It seems like you aren't getting what Mark Twain means.
Here try this one: imgflip.com/i/54brg7

No, I get it entirely. I agree government should not be "bought", but it is and nothing is going to change that. My comment, if this is the best our money can buy, then we need more money & competition so we can buy a better government.