When you go to the office of an ALM doctor for a headache, they'll give you both an oral and a rectal thermometer at the same time because all holes matter
Hypothetical: Patient presents at emergency room with a gunshot wound; is rapidly losing blood... BLM doctor: Check heart rate and respiration. Apply pressure and stop the bleeding. Closely monitor for signs of anaphylactic shock and administer Benadryl and steroids as needed. Get the patient a blood transfusion, stat. “All Lives Matter” doctor: Now, let’s not rush things or jump to conclusions. Before we can make a diagnosis, we have to check ALL organ systems first. ALL organs matter, don’t they? Let’s start by checking his lymph nodes. Say aaaaaah!
