[Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap]

jojo refence?

no its an ac-dc reference unless that line is in jojo i dont watch that

yeah its a stand

Yes Yes Yes Yes
YES

Stupid laws across the u s.: There's a law in Texas that says you have to notify your victims 24 hours in advance before committing the crime.

Sooo if I show up to commit the crime against them and they aren't there can they be charged with a crime? 🤔

It is also apparently illegal in Texas to wear a bulletproof vest while robbing a bank.

It's illegal for you to give your pig a nose ring in Detroit

somewhere (i forgot) its illegle to die there

Interestingly, I believe (I'm not sure it's still in act) it was illegal to attempt suicide in England, for which the penalty was death by hanging. Ironic! XD

yes lol

this is also like how your body protects itself from drowning. it closes the trachea to block water from entering, but by doing that it blocks air from entering. So your body does anything to stop water from entering the lungs, even killing it self

Yes, exactly! XD

Indeed XD

It’s also (I hope) illegal to rob a bank in Texas, but you never know with Texas

There's a law in Texas saying you can't stand up and take three sips of alcohol

Wtfffffff

Yeah, I'm wondering if they mean the sentence will be worsened if the robber is wearing a bulletproof vest. And also, of course, Texas XD

It’s basically saying that your not allowed to save your life

Hey...... you don’t have any followers, I’m following

Well, okay, I follow back den XD

Oh thanks

OK me too

Fine

Hey i'm gonna murder you at 2:00 pm tomorrow.

Sounds good, im murdering you at 1:30 though so ya Better be there

AY YO WHAT THE FOCK

No

XD

im sending 2 hitmen to trash your guys' belongings and kill you two at 1:29

Well I didn't Read this til 6:13 so I think you're in violation of the 24 hour pre- notice. I'm telling

Don't worry I'm the hitman I'll only kill you if it's legal

We're gonna have to reschedule my killing, I have 3 other people that are killing me this week

Bahaha I don't own much of anything outside a few bags of clothes 😛

hey im gonna rob you at 3am tomorrow sounds good?

You'll just be robbing me for practice cause I'm broke at lol

ok

Ok :D

I'm gonna murder you way better than you're gonna murder me

Thats some hardd cap. Imma splatter you guts out on the street in broad daylight.

Ok just no weird buttstuff 👌

just delete this and all the comments with it

lol

the innapropriateness and all that

no i mean, there are people under 16 and 18 who are on this site, in fact some are under 13 for gods sake and all, thats what i mean

but im not a raper-

srt 0.O i meant to talk to DatGuyKevv, about the r***

I don't think i'll be doing that.

Just ignore the comments then

nahh

How is it inappropriate? You laughed when Hollywood showed it to you in stepbrothers

*rape*

https://i.imgflip.com/55gn52.jpg

Im a rapper not a raper.

daddy harder-

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but im not a raper-

what the fu-

oOOOooOoooOOohHh jUSt LiKe ThAt DaDdY, i NeEd It HaRdEr

but im not a raper-

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Whatchu choking on man? Kinda sus to me

what the f**k did i just read

you ;)