AU Sans Cats

Ccino what did you do?

Ccino: N-Nothing!

Grace: CCINO HHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPP

Me: Alright.. come here you silly cats!

Grace: I SENT NOOTMARE A MEME AND NOW HE WANTS TO KILL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: Um.. What did he say?

Grace: HE SAID I WAS DEAD TO HHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: Okay, I'll deal with this.
Blueberry (Cat): Meow!

Grace: *cat person mode activated* *starts getting engulfed in the furry creatures while smiling*

Me: (Calls Nightmare) Nightmare.
Nightmare: Oh no, "Nightmare" in b-flat.
"You're disappointed."

Grace: *grabs phone* I DID NOT INTEND FOR YOU TO SEE THE MEME! I WAS SENDING IT TO PINK!

Continuation:

Nightmare: Okay, first. I only meant that as a figure of speech. Second, the Shattered Dream thing is very controversial! And third, Grace, I'm sorry.

Grace: I still hate you for saying that.
Emily: Grace, calm down.
Grace: (Emily, you will always be my waifu, no matter how hard you try to deny it.)

Me: (About to go cat person mode because of the Passive! Nootmare cat) I gtg, dude, but please don't say stuff like that anymore! [Hangs up]

Emily: *bottom screeching noises*

Me: ?!
Nootmare! (Passive cat): [Pawing at my skirt] Meow!

Grace: *happy top noises*
Dream!kitty: *sitting down on my lap purring*

Horror!Cat: Meow! (He's playing with my hair)

Error!cat: *on grace's head*
Riggs(a black cat I had in real life): *happy fat black cat noises*
Grace: *giving Riggs scritches(scratches)*
Riggs: *purring*

Me: (Getting surrounded by the Bad! Sans cats) ^w^

Riggs: *in my lap* mrowo
(yes, he would make that noise IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT)

Me whilst laughing: NO NOT THE FLUFF!
(I was buried in the cuteness of those cats.)

Riggs: Mrow.
Grace: *petting Riggs decisively

Me: Grace, HALP! I'm being swarmed!

Grace: I can't. I have a blob cat on my lap and I can't bear to move it because it's so content being there.

Nootmare Cat: Mew.. (He's right next to my face)

Riggs: *purring his airplane engine purr*

Blueberry, Dust, Horror, and Ink Cat: *Purring*

Grace: RIGGS IS SO SQUISHY I LOVE HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: Meanwhile, I'm being surrounded by 7 or so cats!

I have a cat like Riggs do you want me to show her?

ok here she is *brings up Gigi in my arms* this is Gigi she's a nice cat if you are gentle with her

Sure

*Starts to pet Gigi* she can be very nice but don't be too quick to pick her up or she will scratch you but other than that go and pet her I don't mind!

Me IRL: . . *Picks up the Ink and Error cat* M i n e *leaves*
Dream: . . K i t *you know which 2 he picks up* bye *teleports*
Ink: *sad noises*
Blue: Murder- *picks them up and leaves*