A bottle washes up on a deserted island with three men on the island. One of the men opens up the bottle and out pops a genie. The genie says "Since there are three of you I'll grant you each one wish..."
The first guy excitedly exclaims "I wish I was back in America where I belong!"
Poof! The genie poofs him back to America.
The second guy excitedly exclaims "I wish I was back in England where I belong!"
Poof! The genie poofs him back to England.
The genie looks at the third guy whom looks a little confused. The guy says to the genie "Can you please give me a couple weeks to decide my wish?" The genie says "Sure. I'll come back in a couple weeks." and disappears.
As promised a couple weeks go by and the genie returns to the deserted island with the third guy on it. The genie ask the man "Have you decided your wish?" The man says "Yes I have."
"It's kind of lonely around here. I wish the other two guys were back."