IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY OUTSIDE... BIRDS ARE SINGING... FLOWER ARE BLOOMING... ON DAYS LIKE THESE, KIDS LIKE YOU... SHOULD REALIZE THAT GENOCIDE ISN'T THE ONLY ROUTE IN THE GAME! I MEAN YOU CAN RACE SNAILS, DANCE WITH A ROBOT, EAT WITH ME AT GRILLBYS, I LET YOU DATE MY FREAKING BROTHER FOR GODS SAKE, BUT NOOOO! LET'S NOT DO ANY OF THAT AND KILL EVERYONE JUST SO I CAN HEAR THE FUNNY BONE MAN GO DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA! TIRED OF THIS SH*T!! TIRED OF IT!! DO YA THINK I WANT TO BE THE FUNNY BONE MAN? NO I DON'T! I WOULD RATHER BE CHUGGING A BOTTLE OF KETCHUP AT GRILLBYS! BUT YOU GOTTA START CAUSIN SH*T, AND I GOTTA INTERVENE! JESUS CHRIST!!!