Zombie apocalypse timmmeeee

Andy:*begins randomly appearing and disappearing killing zombies all over the place* Hey, you alright?

*Casually walking with an axe on his bacK* hmph, a group of them....fine.
*starts slashing at the bigger ones first*

"H-Huh?"

*Akira turns after finishing off his own group of zombies and patting them down for loot*
What’s up?

(Carlos joins the battle, mauling each zombie brutally}

{Natasha} Thank you!

Shadow: *headshots about 80 zombies. you notice he has scars all over him.*

{Natasha} Whoa-
*Her mind: He's hot...*

Shadow: *uses grenade and the remaining zombies are gone*

*Shoots at zombies, slightly distracted*

Shadow: *helps natasha with the last zombies she's fighting. shadow uses another grenade, the zombies are gone*

{Natasha} *Puts gun away* H-Hi.

Shadow: Hey... Are you okay..?

{Natasha} Me? Oh, Yeah, I'm fine. *Blushes* I've been hurt worse...*Hiding arm behind back*

Shadow: That's good... I'm Shadow.

{Natasha} I'm Natasha.

Shadow: Nice to meet you... You got a shelter?

Shadow: S**T- *zombie almost bites shadow, but he sweeps the zombie's leg causing the zombie to fall*

{Natasha} *Takes the jerky* Thanks.

we should continue in memechat, what you think?)

Shore-)

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{Natasha} Shealter? Oh! yeah, I live in a clan. But it's beginning to shrink, everyone is getting reckless.

Shadow: Oof... I'm assuming you were heading here for groceries like me?

{Natasha} Yup. How'd you get those granade thingys?

Shadow: *hands her the grenades* you just take them. i don't need em-

{Natasha} Are you sure? Hey, Wanna form a party? I was planing on leaving my clan anyways...

Shadow: *grabs shopping cart* Yeah, I'm sure. I like being loyal. And yeah, we can form one-

{Natasha} Cool. Are you a shield or an attacker?

Shadow: Both, really.

{Natahsa} Same. But really, Weapons are kinda my thing

Shadow: *shrugs* Respect for that. I like weapons too, like look at this gun I used to protect you.

Same here *pulls out beef jerky*

Want some?

*Pulls out a shotgun and shoots a horde of zombies* "Think you could use some help?

Derek: Your Pathetic *slashes 15 zombies with a sword* why are you even here?

{Natasha} Fighting, DUH! *Slices one in half*

Derek: I´ll take that as a valid reason lmao
anyways, are yall in a zombie apocylpse or something? i live isolated and away from others so i dont know much about whats happening

{Natasha} No, We are in a frog apocalypse. YES, IT IS A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE. HAVE YOU BEEN LIVING UNDER A GO***AMN ROCK?

{Derek} ohok and no not really i live in a deep cave only i can access im not big on the worlds situations *kills 10 more with an axe*

{Natasha} *Facepalm* Good lord. *Pulls out a piston and shoots a line of them*

{Derek} bruh you know if i wanted to i can kill you in 2 seconds so you best not piss me off *pulls a gun out and shoots 15 zombies*

{Natahsa} Screw off. *shoots a zombie in the head and blood goes every where*

Ok, so you’re not gonna talk to me. *Smashes Machine gun into a zombies head and crumples it, then walking over it to shoot 20 more zombies* Holy shoot! There’s a zombie th3 size of a fricking truck! Anybody gonna help, or is this machine gun going solo?

Apparently your so badass, do it yourself!
*Grunts and shoots a zombie*

Well it would be great if you helped! Start shooting the brute or something!

*Pulls out a grenade*

WATCH OUT!

*chucks it at zombie*

Ayo, wheres the axe dude? I could use him about now!

*FIsh starts to get swarmed by zombies*

*A weird lookin fish falls from the sky, with legs and arms and clothing. You look at him like hes a dirty disney princess, and then he pulls and a machine gun and blasts the crap outta 50 zombies* Ayo, got any bullets to spare

Ayo you gonna help me with these zombies, or just stand there like an idiot? There’s a zombie the size of a truck and he’s zoomin towards us!

{Derek} *Sigh* Fine *turns off phone* i´ll take him *slices him in half with one swing of a sword*´

There we go. Just a couple billion more.. *chuckles*

{Derek} Alright Then Slices 120 in 10 seconds

*starts running away from the zombies* BRB!

- 10 Minutes Later -

*Starts driving towards the hoard in a truck with spikes in the front of it then coming out with about a dozen rpg’s* Here