What can I sayyyyy except: I simmmmp

wdym

I
s i m p

yet nobody simps for me
#205 on the top 250

LOL

*Laughs in has like 3 or smt*

Why you simping for herrrrr

Idk

Fair point

Lol
I don't know if it counts as simping I just have a crush I guess

I mean im talking to her right now
:o should I tell herrr

I
Uh
Ok

*ded* XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDdd

Told you I wasn't lying

didnt think you were lol

He has a crush on you aswell

:o

Whens the wedding : ○

N e v e r . XD i cant marry everyone that l i k e s me XD and im dating narwhal

Dammmm
Wait a minute
If narwhal was to go missing shall we say
You would be free
So you could get married
Correct?

XD nope i cant love anyone as much as her anyways
but if i HAD to get married and she didnt exist id marry traps XD

F**k sake I will kill every girl in the world if I have to dont f**king test me

"Just killed a women feeling good"

Wha-
XD
traps is a g u y .
and killing all girls is gonna make everyone go E X T I N C T

Fair point fair point
Traps is a guy you say
Hmm
I guess I can't make everyone go extinct can I
Hmmmmmmmmmm
Alright I won't kill narwhal

Yet

oh okay XD go to sleep

But im high as a kite

oop XD high on w h a t

IM HIGH ON F**KING NOODLES

n i c e

XDDDD yea i say w h e e z e a LOT

But I think im just tired

I feel so f**king high right now

XDDDDDD OOF kalm the fq d o w n
also if you wanna join and just c h i l l cause im bored as f**k https://invited.tv/r/xmk6nt

Why thank you
Im ever so honoured
But I will not be calming down

Lmfaoooooooo foinee

XD y e s , d u c k i n g
and feel abt wot?

Every time you say wheeze

wot XD you ARE enternaiting
and its f u n n i but DAAAAMN you gotta get some ducking sleep

I like ducks do you my favourite sport is
💫ducking💫
*WHEEEEZE*
now I know how you feel

i-
XDDD
b r u h .
Im so b o r e d tho

Wooooow I ain't entertaining enough for ya I understand
And don't worry im only being wierd cause it's 7 minutes last 4 in the morning and I haven't slept in 2 days this is the 3rd day so yehhhhh

*WHEEZE* dont t h o XD
and btw i already knew about this dude

Hush little one I have some work to do

Alright I won't kill her
*casually throws knives in the lake*
*throws guns down a cliff*
XDD im f**king wierd

XDDDDDDD breh dont you d a r e hurt her lmfaoo
and yes he i s XD
no, no you c a n n o t XD

b o i w h a t

I-
Uh-
Well-

*raises eyebrow*

*runs from crime scene*

*grabs u* no. your not going anywhere

*leave me alone mother!

Son, i have a surprise for u. go to memechat

-_-

WHEEZE*

YOU WHEEZED