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y u reference Halo?

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*drinks vodka* hey what are you doing at my window

ok... *Takes vodka

Hey want to hang out? Because I am lonely

Why not?

Never succeeded life I went to the army have no family to come back and can't have a child not even an adopted one...

Ok... Well, you could always kidnap one...

But what's the point I am an officer I just can't steal one its going to scream its head off

I was kid-ding

Even in the army there was this hot girl who was looking for a guy I was about to be the father but then she chose someone else and that man screamed like a child tried to grab on to the door and it was closed shut I just heard meat slap and bam a baby

Ok...

I don't know why but every guy will change they quit smoking they do everything for the girl amd they don't care then they move on from the guy because they are too nice so whats the point?

Just because you think all of that, doesn't mean it's true, you are aware of that right?

No its true *drinks vodka*they will change so much for one girl they will quit smoking and other stuff like my frind tachanka he quit smoking for his girlfriend but then they broke up because he was not doing smoke no more and its just bullshit

You are obviously drunk.

Oh really? Then well thats not a girls problem to change who I am I am proud to be who I am

Here, take my coffee

*grabs the coffee and drinks it*I may have some problems that no one should be in but oh well

Well, I recommend a therapist down on the main street.

You know your the first person to actually not get scared of me and my dog

Maybe because... Nevermind

Want to know what I call him?

Let me guess, killer?

No its name is jesus

*He yells*
Do you want bold or soft?

Noice.

Jesus might be a gangster dog but he is a good one

*Leans over to pet Jesus

*pet jesus just sits*

Good boy!

Hey raccon want to hear the word of jesus?
Raccon: f**k no

*He goes inside of the Cafe to order more coffee

*waits for him*

*pulls out glock*

Are you threatening me?

"No I just wanted to see your reaction."

Ok...